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Noah. 21 ♌️Enfj. He/him IG: nohbearAdd me on snapchat: zark16

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[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[gameofthronesdaily]

[romanimp]

#this bitch was on a whole other level

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

[ID: an excerpt from ‘Sappho’s Lyre,’ translations by Diane J. Rayor

“Nothing is sweeter than love, all other riches second: even honey I’ve spat from my mouth.”]

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time.

[poltoncarayko]

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

[bright-eyed]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

[zippiestrock]

Op is he single

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

idk but i’m wondering if my guy would mind if i left him for a positively stunning clam

[untoxicated]

Date him to lull him into a false sense of security and Steal His Clam

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

Clam Theft Auto

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3

the rational part of my brain: why not right now 

me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this is the best review of any superhero movie ever, everyone else go home

[catchymemes]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

A summary of politics in America rn

[ankle-beez]

Look at the incredible, heartbreaking emotion on simba’s face when he’s running from the wildebeests in the lion king remake. Truly an extraordinary achievement thanks to the magic of modern, state-of-the-art CG.

[ankle-beez]

Scar: RUN!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Simba:

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Scar: :l

Simba: :l

[nicrx-deactivated20190617]

Woah. It’s almost like animals don’t have the same facial capabilities like humans do. Crazy shit you guys. The lions actually look like lions. Insane.

[pissed-off-californian]

Yeah but its shitty

[such-justice-wow]

That’s why doing a “live action” remake was absolutely idiotic. Humans can’t perceive animal facial features like they can other humans. And exaggeration in hyper realism just looks bad.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Yeah it’s almost like real animals’ inability to have the same range of facial expressions humans can read is why hyperrealistic CGI Lion King was a bad idea.

[theliterarywolf]

Can’t wait for the “live-action” remake of Finding Nemo so we can watch a bunch of dead-eyed fish for an hour and a half.

Because Realistic CGI is TOTES the sign of a quality movie, guys~!

[msfunguns]

It being CGI isn’t even an excuse I mean look at the past couple movies that have came out over the years.

And the new Pokemon movie-

Realism isn’t the problem. Disney trying to crank out as many unnecessary remakes as fast as possible for a quick buck is the issue.

[neverstoptrying]

Look at Aslan! And that film is almost 15 years old

[thisgirlisacurse]

reblogging for the references of quality cgi animation of animals. i was on the bandwagon of cgi itself being dumb until y’all made this point, and now it’s just that the lion king looks terrible. send post.

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

could they have made the figure of this man any darker and more ominous

[meckamecha]

The meat is far in the back, look deeper, Fortunato.

[antifa-hulk]

People on here will be like “oooh hozier has fae energy”, “my last brain cell”, “ I’m going feral”, “oooh I’m gonna steal your teeth op” and honestly I’m glad you goofballs are having fun instead of being assholes to eachother