Just Night Owl Things

Nighttime is the right time for bullshit.

[transstuffandmore]

Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

[stay-inside-the-salt-ring]

of course

[pleasedontfightme]

Duh

[spirits-in-my-thoughts-deactiva]

Always 💙❤️💙❤️💙

[petalsbleedingbeak]

It sucks there are people who wouldn’t rb this

[themarauderssocialistutopia]

reblog it you cowards

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1:49 a.m.

Me: *wakes up at 1:30 after not having slept through the night since birth* I better go back to sleep before I'm awake for the rest of my life.

My brain: *far in the distance* 🎶I hear the roar of the big machine🎶

Me:

🎶Just night owl things🎶

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3:42 a.m.

It's not uncommon top hear me scream "GOD DAMMIT, DUTCH!" from my quarters anymore.

Just night owl things.

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12:10 a.m.

If you don't think I'm gonna roll up on a stop light, dressed to the nines in my gothiest outfit, blasting Dueling Banjos out my windows, you are absolutely wrong, old sport.

Just night owl things.

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10:20 p.m.

I like declaring inanimate objects as having attitudes. Like that chair. That chair has a fucking attitude.

Just night owl things

[zandramims]

Night Owl  

[justnightowlthings]

1:11 a.m. My nieces have started calling my skeleton hanging up outside Grandma. I guess that's her name? Grandma Skeleton is here to give you bone hugs and disharmony.

I'm done.

Just night owl things.

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11:55 p.m. Concept: horror themed hotel with sweet and innocent Pauleen to check you in but once you start talking with her you realize the woman is deeply disturbed and has a habit of playing with dead things. Spoiler alert, it's a dead guest. Also, this was a dream I had...

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5:21 a.m. A huge Monster and a spoopy movie later, my best friend and I are singing the Cantina song and Puttin' On the Ritz in regular intervals. This is what my life has been reduced to. Just night owl things.

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3:39 a.m. Part of me wants to sleep. My inner asshole is getting a 4 a.m. Raspberry Mocha with chocolate drizzle. Fucking dick. Just night owl things.

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1:02 a.m. Captain Frazzledink sets sail to Fishbucket Island on a chocolate warship. That is all. Just night owl things.

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3:41 a.m. Water sign me: Drifting off early in the morning when rain bursting in through the open window makes me sit bolt upright.

Also me: (After pulling the fan out of the window and closing it in a panic) "I'M GONNA GO PLAY IN IT!" (Runs outside at 330 in the morning to stand in sudden rain/ thunder/ lightning storm) Just night owl things.

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10:43 p.m. My favorite part of today: Hearing Albert Fish referred to as "The dumpy fuckhead from fuckin' Shitville". Just night owl things.

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10:27 p.m. I just hailed Satan to my mom. Maybe it was on purpose, maybe it was on accident. The world may never know. Just night owl things.

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This happened some time ago but I want to catch up before posting new content. Also, welcome to my blog.