An Eclectic Collection Of Boring Shit I Like

Christina

[btshasgotnojams]

and now i have to wait another long year to post this again

[nonbinarypastels]

have y'all ever considered that the situation at hand is not that bisexuals “prioritize men” or “prioritize their attraction to men” over everything/everyone else but that we prioritize people who treat us with respect over people who treat us with biphobia?

because idk, i can’t speak for other bi people, but if my choice is between a cishet dude who treats me nicely and a lgbt+ person who calls me a dirty bihet handmaiden and any number of other negative things, you’re damn right i’m going to prefer the guy over someone who is being violently biphobic towards me.

i don’t consider that making men my priority, but instead making my priority my well-being and basic sense of self-respect.

[aestheticbookaholic]

[itsforexposure]

"...hello police? this person drew a stick figure for me online after i threatened to call the police on them for tax evasion. why are you laughing stop it"

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

nothing is funnier than how irrationally angry people get about pronoun pins

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

on one hand I think they're silly. on the other hand this piece of plastic is singlehandedly responsible for stripping cis people of their civil rights and propelling us into the downfall of society. which is wonderful

[otherwindow]

male character design:

me:

[jennyloggins]

every idiot who thinks [nega-assed character] has a fat ass: 😫😫😫👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑🍑

me:

[ghostclvb]

IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

@lifeinahole27

[lifeinahole27]

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

[wellhellotragic]

@lifeinahole27

When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet

[kairelite]

Update!

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[lemonade-sky]

[jehovahhthickness]

[homofied]

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[whoredrigo]

[zay4ik]

[wizardshark]

“you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke”

[programaticallydelicious]

Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

But are you willing to bet their life on it?

[otakusapien]

#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick you’re still making them sick#just give people what they ask for

[diangelo-supporter10]

LOUDER FOR THE FUCKERS WHO RUIN PEOPLE’S LIVES IN THE BACK!!!!!!

[frnkieroismydaddy]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[narrative-foil]

just give people what they ordered. don’t be a douche

[danidraws]

For Valentine’s week, here is a comic about flirting and how much of a disaster I am.

https://www.everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com/totoro/

[justqueenthoughts]

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

[yandere-angela]

Kinda fucked up how cis women are allowed to abandon feminity in the name of feminism but trans women are forced to adopt it just to be recognized as women

[renaissanceenby]

even worse is when cis feminists accuse trans women who overperform femininity for safety of being tools of the patriarchy, and trans women who underperform femininity for ANY reason (including abandoning it in the name of feminism) fakers.

[heavyweightheart]

We’re indoctrinated from childhood with the idea that staying home sick is somehow suspect or lazy, and that morally superior people never have their productivity schedule compromised lol, when the reality is that going out in public when you’re sick is a terrible thing to do to immune-compromised and chronically ill people (and “healthy” people) and staying home is a good thing and a right we should all have, not only for our own sakes but for others’

[golfgalaxy]

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

[telltaletypist]