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A dog bit me and now I'm here

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge! Just do something!

X

[mealreminders]

Eat something!

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[vampire-loving-vampire]

voice of a girl who has never had its needs met:

wow ur so nice to me omg , noones ever talked to me in a soft voice before that's , so nice of u . but it's okay if u wanna yell at me tho I totally understand .!!! is it okay if I call u my friend ? no pressure haha just let me know if u hate me . btw can I have a hug ur allowed to say no btw .

[animentality]

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[animentality]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[disgustinggf]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[ajwestx]

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[cheaphalloweencostume]

10 years of crème brûlée brownies and wondering where it all went wrong

[cheaphalloweencostume]

idk how you’re getting Content from “i fee like i dont know how to be a person properly and i dont know how or what to talk to my husband about almost ever” but she’s now happily divorced so she was in fact Not Content