I'm a disgusting little thing but I'm so cute about it
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I'm a disgusting little thing but I'm so cute about it
may you attract someone who treats you like theyâve been waiting their whole life to find you
I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
A question for the ages.
The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)
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Masturbate đđť that đđť stress đđť away đđť
Its my blog and I'll be as horny, romantic, cringe and delusional as I want
give me more stories with a trans guy as the main character. give me a action movie where the hero has to take his shirt off bc he got hurt and we see his top surgery scars right in front of us. give me a sitcom where the trans guy talks openly about his period without him being laughed at. give me a drama where the main guy is a father and the story shows how his kid grew up while his dad went through hrt and turned from being a mom to a dad, without it implying that the trans dad is less a man bc he gave birth. give me a romcom where the main love interest is a trans guy. give me horror where the main guy has to face his abusive past from transphobic family members by fighting monsters, and winning through blood and sweat. give me a happy old trans man who lived through decades and survived despite the many tragedies. give me a young nervous trans man who just started to explore his identity and get support from older queer folk. give me trans men from different time period and countries and how their identity would be shaped there. give me more trans men. give them a happy ending.
biting someone is never the wrong thing to do. bite! bite! bite relentlessly!
can i rub my face on your bulge or do you hate me?
i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt
One of my favorite linguistic phenomena is rebracketing, which is when a word or words is/are redivided differently, either two words becoming one, one word heard as two, or part of one word interpreted as part of the other. This frequently happens with articles, for example:
apron was originally napron, but âa napronâ was interpreted as âan apronâ
newt comes from ewt by the same process
In the opposite direction, nickname comes from Middle English nekename which in turn came from ekename (an ekename -> a nekename) where âekeâ was an old word meaning âalsoâ or âadditionalâ (so basically âan additional nameâ)
ammunition comes from an obsolete dialectal French amunition, which came from munition, the phrase la munition being heard as lâamunition.
the nickname Ned comes from Ed, via âmine Edâ being heard as âmy Nedâ (in archaic English, âmyâ and âmineâ had the same relationship as âaâ and âanâ), same with several other nicknames like Nell
The word âorangeâ ulimately derives from the Arabic nÄranj, via French âorangeâ, the n being lost via a similar process involving the indefinite article, e.g., something like French âune norangeâ becoming âune orangeâ (itâs unclear which specific Romance language it first happened in)
in the Southern US at least (not sure about elsewhere), âanotherâ is often analyzed as âa notherâ, hence the phrase âa whole notherâ
omelet has a whole series of interesting changes; it comes from French omelette, earlier alemette (swapping around the /l/ and /m/), from alemelle from an earlier lemelle (la lemelle -> lâalemelle)
Related to this, sometimes two words, especially when borrowed into another language, will be taken as one. Numerous words were borrowed from Arabic with the definite article al- attached to them. Spanish el lagarto became English alligator. An interesting twist is admiral, earlier amiral (the d probably got in there from the influence of words like âadministerâ) from Arabic amir al- (lord of the ___), particularly the phrase amir al-bahr, literally âlord of the seaâ.
Sometimes the opposite happens. A foreign word will look like two words, or like a word with an affix. For example, the Arabic kitaab (book) was borrowed into Swahili as kitabu. ki- happens to be the singular form of one of the Swahili genders, and so it was interpreted as ki-tabu. To form the plural of that gender, you replace ki- with vi-, thus, âbooksâ in Swahili is vitabu. The Greek name Alexander became, in Arabic, Iskander, with the initial al- heard as the article al-.
Similarly, the English word Cherry came from Old Norman French cherise, with the s on the end interpreted as the plural -s. Interestingly enough, that word came from Vulgar Latin ceresia, a feminine singular noun, but originally the plural of the neuter noun ceresium! So a Latin plural was reinterpreted as a singular in Vulgar Latin, which in turn was interpreted as a plural when borrowed into English!
The English suffix -burger used with various foods (e.g., cheeseburger, or more informally chickenburger, etc.) was misanlyzed from Hamburger as Ham-burger, itself from the city of Hamburg
This can happen even with native words. Modern French once is used for the snow leopard, but originally meant âlynxâ. In Old French, it was lonce (ultimately from the same source as lynx), which was reinterpreted as lâonce! In English, the word âpeaâ was originally âpeaseâ, but that looked like it had the plural -s on it, and so the word âpeaâ was created from it.  Likewise, the adjective lone came from alone, heard as âa loneâ, but alone itself came originally from all one.
One of my favorite personal examples is the old Southern man who would come into work and ask me if I was âbeing haveâ (as opposed to the more usual âbehavingâ).
the word editor predated the word edit - editor was reinterpreted as edit-er, so clearly someone who edits!
when your open borders advocacy extends to morpheme boundaries
Donât forget the Swahili kipilefti (âroundaboutâ), from English keep left, with a plural vipilefti - and in reverse, singular kideo (âvideoâ) with plural video.
Note that the âeditorâ > âedit-erâ > âto editâ transformation is a related but distinct phenomenon called back-formation. Thatâs where you take a noun that sounds like it ought to be derived from a verb (though it really isnât), and work backwards to obtain the âoriginalâ verb. Hence, we have it that editors edit, burglars burgle, and butlers buttle - though we havenât yet gone so far as to suggest that fingers fing!
This is similar to how we have the suffix -copter formed from helicopter, even though its component parts are helico- (spiral) and -pter (wing).
Iâve seen people refer to something cobbled together from different parts of the same kind of object as [thing]-stein, in a reference to Frankensteinâs creation, who has been misidentified as Frankenstein. But it really just means âstoneâ in german, indicating youâre a stonemason or you come from a partially stone related place.
âFranken-â is also used in a similar way. Like, I made a sandwich from the leftovers of 2 or 3 other sandwiches, that might be a Frankensandwich.
@missworthing my grandfather used to do this! And I picked it up from him, in turn. Weâre from NW Pennsylvania.
Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.
her hands forcing my legs apart and eating me out till im trembling from the overstimulation