[justsometuastuff]

hi! welcome to justsometuastuff.

blog info

:i come here every once in a blue moon to put out some bs that would happen between tua characters (mostly revolving around the main seven)

:feel free to roam and spam, i don’t really care much for reblogs and such, i’m just here to put out fun stuff and hopefully to put a smile on someone’s face :)

:if you’d like to repost any of these, feel free but with credit please!!! (and no, i don’t have any other sm platform for this blog besides tumblr)

:if i haven’t put a tw on a post where you feel it is appropriate, pls tell me and i will fix it as soon as i can

:if you wanna submit ideas or an ask, that’s cool

:i’m always happy to answer any more questions if you have any :)

owner info

:and because absolutely nobody asked, i’m gonna introduce myself under the pseudo of violet (she/her)

:i will say that i am 18 but as a warning, there is mild inappropriate/dark material of the sorts here including depress*on, murd*r, etc.

:i’m overall pretty friendly and even though i don’t really remember much about tua nor am i as enthusiastic about it, i still love it all the same so don’t be afraid to interact (but do be prepared to get responses just as rarely as i post)

reminder: stay alive, ily bro (ʃƪ〃◠3◠〃).。ｏ♡

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Five, to Delores: My angel, my sweetheart

Five, to literally anybody else: You piece of motherfucking shit, you—

[fivesmannequinwife]

Every single fanfic writer that ever made Five be a sarcastic ass to his partner must be rolling like a bayblade rn because S3 literally confirmed that Five is a sappy old man who calls his wife "my angel" and cheesily says things like "come to me"

lol this dude is super sappy to his partner and there is no doubt in my mind he was a devoted and adoring husband to his bald mannequin wife😌

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When Klaus announced that they were going on a road trip can you imagine Five getting ready for it? Because this man didn’t just agree and they went off, no. He got a map and likely googled ‘best tourist attractions near me’ and after he read each description like about ‘the award winning pies’ he mentions to Klaus he grabbed a red marker and circled the location making it on the list. Once he was satisfied with the amount of locations circled he folded up his map and went to meet his brother. This just makes the whole kugelblitz thing a lot sadder because Five never does anything halfway, he was so ready to be the most prepared road trip taker in history.

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Klaus: Why get in the way of love

Klaus: When you can watch it fall apart on its own

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Klaus: “Would you still be my friend if my name was Austin?”

Five: “Bold of you to assume we’re friends now.”

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Five: some guy thinks you’re a piece of shit.

Klaus: what guy?

Five: me. i’m the guy.

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Five: aren’t you tired of being nice? don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

Viktor, on the verge of tears: aren’t you tired of going apeshit? don’t you just want to be nice?

[skysfandomnonsense]

Klaus: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Five: I do have a sense of humor you know

Klaus: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Five: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Five: *appears out of nowhere*

Klaus: Gah!

Klaus: God, you're like a pop up book from hell.

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Five: i won’t let something so trivial and controversial stop me this time

Diego: do you mean the law?

Five: ugh, yes, i hate that word

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[At The Commission]

Random Agent: hey Five, have you seen The Handler?

Five: yeah, in the garden.

[Later]

Random Agent: I didn't see her anywhere.

Five: did you dig?

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Murderer: I see you

Five: *pulls out uno reverse card*

Murderer: what the—

Five: *appears behind the murderer with an axe raised in the air*

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this post haunted me into drawing an action pose. i could sue it 

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[Klaus and Dave on their first date]

Dave: so, what do you like to do?

Klaus, remembering that Dave likes bad boys: uh— i sell drugs

Klaus, suddenly remembering that Dave likes sensitive guys too: t-to kids in need

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Headcanon:

When his siblings are being especially annoying, Five tells them he murdered them and then turned back time and they can't tell if he's being serious or not because he's a sarcastic little sh*t but then again it's Five and they wouldn't put it past him.

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Klaus: hey Five, do you think Dad ever read porn?

Five, sarcastically: i don’t know, Klaus. why don’t you go and ask him?

Klaus: *goes to the courtyard and leans over his ashes* hey dad, me again—