Arisa

🇭🇺 | 20+ | dari_sa on AO3 | they/them

[justthe-wayimnot]

name: Arisa

pronouns: they/them

available in: 🇬🇧🇭🇺🇪🇸🇵🇹

hobbies: solo traveling, photography, writing

obsessions: coffee, cats, sunshine

dislikes: mushrooms, terfs, dubbed movies

music: Hozier, Noah Kahan, Zach Bryan

ao3 : Marauders era / Star Wars / Call of Duty

[rose-coloured-boy]

why is garlic so good at sticking to you. i barely touched you, stop being on my hands forever.

[mrsattila]

You are made of meat and being seasoned! 😊

[magdalenejaneway]

Best answer! 🏆

[deswhomst]

[noah-wyles]

'i don't like pairing'

'i hate this fandom'

'i don't want to read noncon/dubcon'

'i don't like 'x/y/z' and i shouldn't have to read it'

'i hate this character'

'i don't want to read explicit stories'

a resolution for you:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dear-ao3]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[edsdame]

holnap kezdem az adhd gyógyszert, nagyon kíváncsi vagyok.

[thememedaddy]

[hagiomoto]

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

[jagalart]

Eurasian blue tit

[destroymylife]

[dear-ao3]

[absolutistabsurdism-deactivated]

Jegulus Microfic! Inspired by this post right here by the sweetest @redandgreyscale

(physiotherapist regulus, athlete james, ft. Remus)

Regulus hadn't had a very colorful day before he took Remus's last minute client.

The usual, repetitive run of his clients' appointments had been interesting enough at first: injury rehabilitation from the hospital a block over, stressed businesswomen with tense shoulders and backs, children and teens with chronic pain issues; but it was all getting repetitive and monotonous.

That is, until he walked in.

The guy was bronze and toned, obviously an outdoor athlete and looked like he'd just ate the best ice cream of his life. Did he always smile that much?

Remus stumbled out. "Oh hey, fuck, that was supposed to be my client. Reg would you see to him this one time please? I've got a date with Siri in a half! Thanks, love you!" And just like that Remus was out the door.

"So," said the man with suspiciously perfect tan.

"Follow me." Said Regulus before he started staring.

~

It was obscene.

Regulus hadn't ever seen a grown man make noises paralleling these, bedroom or otherwise.

"Ohh, fuck-"

There was so much breathing and relieved groaning in the room in the room that Regulus thought he ought to close the door before someone caught him with a beautiful, shirtless moaning mess of a man. As he worked out a knot in his shoulder, the man almost keened.

Blood rushed to his ears and even the thought of someone walking in, even if he was doing his job. It didn't help that the skin under his fingertips was abnormally hot and the man's voice unusually beautiful .

At some point Regulus inevitably had to use some force, as it always is with athletes' bodies, and he almost swore the man enjoyed it.

Regulus didn't think he could stay rational for another minute with this pretty specimen gasping and groaning under him. Thankfully, the test of willpower soon ended.

The man thanked Regulus with a smile bright as the sun, as if this was a great service on Regulus' part, instead of his job. Maybe he really did smile that much.

"Thanks! I feel so bloody good. I'm James! You should know since I'm probably coming back, you're much better than Rem, don't tell him I said that, though, he'd murder me!"

Regulus stared.

-

A few days later, Regulus uncovered Remus' evil schemes to set him up with the quidditch star James Potter also Sirius' bestfriend.

Regulus eventually gets to hear what James Potter actually sounds like in the bedroom, under a man, and it's somehow better.

[redandgreyscale]

chiropractor Regulus / athlete James

Regulus who has to hear James make the most filthy sounds every time he massages or loosens a contracture or all that stuff I know nothing about

[outromoony]

Sirius is the loudest person in any room except when Remus is reading or sleeping. Then he tiptoes, whispers, and even glares at others who make noise.

[deswhomst]

James [singing]: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands—

Regulus: No

Barty:

Evan:

Sirius: I refuse

James: What!? C'mon Padfoot, I was counting on you!

Sirius: I almost died today, Prongs

Regulus: Did you really? Well if that's the case

Regulus, Evan, and Barty: [clap clap]

[ledwinged]