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@justtheaftermath
Please help. My girlfriend is writing White Vault poetry with my fridge magnets [she hasn’t listened to the podcast]. RIP everyone
Nothing hits quite like existential thoughts on public transportation
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Message: Hey Dude,
[Extended Sounds of Brutus Pipes Murder]
Sometimes I am sad but today I walked outside without earbuds after unloading my groceries and I walked without a destination down a new street and didn’t care how long I would be out. I came back and had soup for dinner. I think everything is going to be okay.
A Summary of the Magnus Archives, written by someone who has never listened to it
So there’s an archive, and they keep scary stuff in it. The archive is one really long hallway like the one in the penitentiary episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and I think every door has a monster behind it? It looks like this. The main character is just roaming around with a tape recorder.
For the first few episodes you aren’t aware there are characters. Then later you meet the archivists. They have names like Peter Lukas, who is a rip-off of Peter Nureyev but also is kind of like Cutter from Wolf 359, Elias Pritchard I think is how you spell it, Basirah, who is a bad-ass I think, Martin, who is very soft and sweet and looks kind of like Aziraphale, and Jonny Sims. The guy who writes the show is also named Jonny Sims, like Night Vale.
The whole show is kind of a weird mash-up of Night Vale, Wolf 359, The Bright Sessions, and Death by Dying. It takes the oh-no-weird-paranormal elements of WNTV and DBD and the oh-no-Capitalism-is-going-to-kill-us-all elements of TBS and W359. Everyone has a British accent. (I’ve listened to one audio clip and the guy had a British accent so I assume they all do.)
The man that built the archives was named Magnus. I think. Magnus must have been a really f-ed up guy. Then he died. He got eaten by the big crab thing, because apparently there is a big crab thing. Now the archives are run by the Johnny Sims guy, and he has major depression. He’s in denial over the fact that he is gay for Martin. Martin knows he is gay for Johnny but won’t tell anyone. There are lesbians but Elias somebody is lesbophobic. The fandom fights over this a lot.
Basically, the show tells you about the ways that people have died by the monsters, especially the crab-monster, and some other monster that I think is called the Silencer? I imagine it as looking like the Nightmare from Metroid Fusion. I mean look at this goddamn thing.
That’s what the archive is hiding. It’s clearly hiding something. I think Elias and Peter are the bad guys? One of them dies, or maybe both. The Silencer eats Peter I think. Elias gets eaten by the crab. All I know is someone gets eaten by the fucking enormous crab.
I think the show is very diverse, but I see a lot of people yelling at each other about it, so maybe it has issues? Maybe it’s like Voltron. Is this show like Voltron? I used to really like Voltron. Then Season 5 happened and I stopped liking it. I’m not sure how many seasons this show has. Six, I think.
I think the archives are set somewhere where there is snow, because I see snow in fanart a lot, and big sweaters. Maybe like Northern Ireland. That explains the British Accents.
wow you guys are confused and so am I
the American education system says Britain doesn’t deserve rights so if you think I know a single thing about your country or any other British-ish country you are woefully mistaken, next question.
Here is my explanation. A while back, I reposted a series of arts by the talented @its-prettybent (whose consent I sought before making this reply to my post), which featured several podcasts I knew and some I didn’t. The one they made for TMA looked like this:
THAT IS A CRAB, BITCH!!!!!!! A SKINNY LANKY CRAB
…or so I thought. So I’m sorry I broke your fandom over the whole crab thing or whatever
it sounds like Elias deserves it. Johnny Sims, whoever you are, you should have a crab eat Elias. You can credit me in your show notes.
@grimark @gaytreasure
Jon: Of course we appreciate all of our allies among the other powers equally. There’s the Distortion, the Lonely, and of course the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Crab.
The crab is such elite ball knowledge I’m crying
It’s the crab post!! So grateful on this fine day to be educated about the tma crab lore.
Night Vale posts feeling a little too pertinent on my solo hiking adventure month
“I asked chatgpt—”
well I asked the THEIA Soul and [redacted] [redacted for emotional regulation]. It says you have little potential for good so you are worth little.
*grumbles* Hyperion City.
Headcanon that Nureyev is actually a very normal height but everyone (cue Juno) thinks he’s really tall because not only is he always wearing massively dramatic heels but he also has inserts in them. I mean. He’s Nureyev. It’s not totally out of the question.
gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate
Large amounts of cash
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pipeline punch monster
Leaving this here. For no particular reason. Probably.
good morning penumbra fans
@acadieum penumbra art has me absolutely feral. What did you put in this?? Why am I shaking. On my knees. It’s just so beautiful. It’s just so beautiful…
Everything’s fine until I’m on my period despite being a man and I have to go purchase groceries and face the cost of living
⚠️TMA S5 SPOILERS⚠️
See this on TikTok here :)
Are you recording this?
I would just like to share the fact that I just read a post that very briefly mentioned red/green color blindness and then (despite the fact that I have very much definitely been able to see those colors for the entire precedent of my life) I had a moment of panic in which I thought “what if I’m red/green colorblind?!” and so I looked up from my seat in front of my closet where apparently all of my red and green clothing is currently tucked away out of sight and hence followed a moment of greater panic where I fully believed I was colorblind for a good several seconds before remembering that 90% of my clothing is various shades of black and grey and blue and then caught sight of my green jumper and then immediately remembered the fact that I have very much definitely been able to see those colors for the entire precedent of my life.
Anyone with me?
i love getting my friends into tma, yes dear friend listen to 200 episodes of gay horror with me, i hope you enjoy my gaslighting whenever you get too close to guessing a plot twist because im exploding not being able to tell you what happens-- surely nothing bad will happen to any of these characters youve come to love