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Candy crunch by kevinbparry
scary video
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.
GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT
Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like aight then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
here are some playlists:
it’s the tunnel scene from the perks of being a wallflower except you’re not listening to david bowie
it’s August and I’m really sad. Harry styles wrote two songs about this
if the x files was a modern day noir drama and scully was gay and I was in charge of the music this is what it would sound like
welcome to depression, I’m your host: every indie song sounds the same
this playlist is only songs by women and they may or may not all be gay
this playlist is also all songs by women and this time they are all confirmed gay
the soundtrack to that sapphic indie movie where everyone’s wearing high waisted jeans and the ending is slightly bittersweet but still happy
I’ve never been involved in a breakup but I made a really sad breakup playlist anyway because it’s a guaranteed eventuality
I was listening to this playlist and a friend saw it in my Spotify activity and messaged me to see if I was ok that’s how sad this playlist is
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
PRESENTING LEMON MAN
That was a wild goddamn ride
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FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.
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Just going to pop this here for you guys.
Important ☝🏼️
REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS
A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
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Philosophy: Solved
“oh, how cute! he’s gonna push the train down the empty tra- wait, no…no, he’s killing them all.”
64 variations of the Walt Disney Pictures intro. From The Black Cauldron (1985) to Cinderella (2015). Including some variations from trailers. (click in the pictures to zoom and read the captions)
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
*writes dystopian novel where a bisexual and asexual girl fall in love and save the world together along with their trans bestie and everyone is queer except for that one implied straight character*
narrow-minded people are getting mad over this post keep reblogging it
This story sounds awful and unrealistic. Have fun appealing to a fraction of the potential market 👍
This story sounds amazing and I would read the hell out of it. It is called “fiction”, and I’m sure with the rising amount of queer identifying people who regularly consume media such as this, it would be a smash hit. Please sit down.
Writer: I’m gonna write a dystopian fantasy novel about young people who save the world
Cishets: Mhm yes very good very realistic
Writer: With queer characters
Cishets: woah hold up now, lets not get unrealistic
my pretty boy❤️