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23 - México

[guerrillatech]

[ampervadasz]

[wrenchswango]

typo in the group chat

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

[socialjusticeace]

I am Looking at these tags my guy

[ID: Screenshot of tags that read:

ppl don’t like to imagine bi ppl coming to terms with being bi after identifying as gay bc they think that’s a downgrade lol. That’s why there’s like 100000 stories about cishets realizing they were bi and like 2 of gay ppl realizing they were bi.

:END ID]

[cloudsongs]

[gemmacorrell]

[tkr]

𝕾𝖗𝖙𝖆́ 𝓥𝖎𝓚𝖆𝓴𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎 𝓥𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊さん/ Twitter

[kivihattu]

And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them

[ballmusk]

erdglezx2

[memesandlaughs]

[continuity-rupture]

[killmongersgurl]

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

[killmongersgurl]

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

[killmongersgurl]

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

[killmongersgurl]

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

[killmongersgurl]

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

[killmongersgurl]

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

[killmongersgurl]

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

[killmongersgurl]

“niggers.”

[killmongersgurl]

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

[killmongersgurl]

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

[ramsinamsicle]

What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

[rhysiare]

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod

[surprisebitch]

good plot twist

[aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202]

Martin O’Malley FTW

[jxiananandjs]

I'm deleting this blog, I'll be using @iamjevanred from now on

[c-bassmeow]

Shakira’s La Tortura > ANYTHING  the Beatles have ever been involved in.  

[c-bassmeow]

Can paul McCartney do this?

Can John Lennon do this?

Ringo star could NEVER

[greenapplepunch]

You can go ahead and eat your words mister

[monkeeberrymoondelight-deactiva]

So what if Johnny can’t dance like her, He’s got the Moves Like Lennon!

[c-bassmeow]

I’m seriously about to blow some chunks my stomach hurts

[emmaharrows]

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[niambi]

this post shot me in the neck

[magic-spelldust]

David Butali

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[beachdeath]