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Composite Sword

Dated: 1600-1699

Culture: Italian

Source: Copyright © 2016 The Royal Armoury

[abingdonii]

shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for

plaid for days

pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look

somehow it’s the shoes that do it

pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look

obscure club merchandise

occasional weebs

unconventional hijab fabrics

seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro

the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners

truly original international student fashion

bizarrely put-together outfits

looking at you, law students

the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness

shoes that are 10000% impractical for university

literally anything worn by an art student

[cryingalonewithfrankenstein]

8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[dutchstore]

White people by Smosh

[itsmikuisa]

OK but why is this so relatable? Why are you always smiling like that??

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

i hate this. im going to think about this everytime i do this now. its like that fucking white people running across the road post im so pissed.

[k8ali3n]

Shit. Shit. Called out and I hate myself.

[detailsofpaintings]

Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Lady Lilith (details)

1866-68

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful

every tip page is one of several archetypes

eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage

throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares

the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:

[titleknown]

Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?

[totallytrillian]

these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!

[78nanosieverts]

Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™

Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods

Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!

[kanthia]

meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN

[horreurscopes]

being a lesbian artist is so hard because goddamn sometimes you just want to draw girls looking hot but you’re immediately like “oh my god am i sexualizing the female body? is this an unreasonable expectation? i can never post this it is me i am the problem”

[taijuey]

Witch Resistance

If witches were real, I imagine that it’d actually be incredibly difficult to burn them.

[smbc-comics]

Read more comics like this at smbc-comics.com

Like this comic? Buy the print! 

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[manhood]

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you

[donkdonkdonkdonkdonk-deactivate]

Future historians are gonna hate us

[sashayed]

STORY TIME!

In high school I had this incredible acting teacher. Let’s call him Mr. Bertolt. My guess would have been that he hated his job, except he’d been there for like 40 years, but who knows. Certainly he hated most of us. He had a piercing basilisk stare, never said anything that wasn’t sarcastic, and could have been any age between about 36 and 70. He invariably referred to our school as “This Institution,” an epithet whose exquisite contempt I cannot actually communicate in writing. Imagine Severus Snape with a weary, sophisticated American drawl: “Thiss ………….. innn, sti-tou shun.” Mr. Bertolt, the library doesn’t have a copy of Watchfiends and Rack Screams. “Unsurprising. The bookshelves of this….In stitution….are not precisely creaking with difficult works.” Mr. Bertolt, I can’t rehearse on Monday evenings because that’s when I tutor middle schoolers. “[Short, mirthless laugh.] Of course. God forbid I should bar anyone at This….Innstiteution….from his or her mandatory overachievement.” 

On Parents’ Night, when most of the arts teachers cheerfully opened their studios so our proud helicopter parents could try out the pottery wheels and dink around on the piano, Mr. Bertolt turned his own room into an hours-long performance piece where he sat on a chair atop his table, wearing an expressionless gold papier-mâché mask and reading “Being and Nothingness.” Parents were permitted to circulate around him, but not to engage with the performance. I feel like I must have made this part up, but in my memory he was slowly making his way through a bottle of wine the whole time. He was great.

Mr. Bertolt ran the annual One-Act Play Festival, which was always fun. We’d audition without any idea of the plays he was going to choose, so getting your part was a kind of Russian Roulette. In general you’d end up with something pretty safe, but every once in a while a BULLET OF CRAZINESS would get someone right in the face, and my sophomore year that someone was me. 

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Shannon Perry

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

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Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

[deanspillowprincess]

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater