trillian.

I like candy, art, and movies. ●trilliantrillian.com ●trillobite.blogspot.com ●@TotallyTrillian

[homunculus-argument]

It is once again time to share my favourite christmas card: Big dommy she-krampus, an unsuspecting victim and the dude in her basket who is delighted to be here and is already planning how he's going to make it to the "naughty" list again next year

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[lemonsweet]

Awesome

[lemonsweet]

3 months later

[trilliandraws]

Some painted rocks I hid around Port Townsend, WA

Gesso, posca pens, and glossy sealant spray on found rocks

[totallytrillian]

Reviving my old art account!

[lavelis]

smart people reading smart books!

[mobius-m-mobius]

Belvedere Vodka Presents DANIEL CRAIG

[totallytrillian]

Reviving this old account of mine. Hello!

[haelstorm]

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

[rottinghaven]

me trying to tell a joke

[brucebocchi]

i’m travis excitedly looking around trying to figure out where the fuck the joke is going

[sapphoshands]

[lesbianrey]

good good star wars boys

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I hate how well this works

[bigbigbigtruck]

this is good as heck

[paxamericana]

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

[plasmalogical]

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

[hapabap-blog]

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

[berlynn-wohl]

[samanthamashillustration]

Some summertime fruit girls to get you through your winter woes! We have Papaya, Cantaloupe, Grapefruit, and Dragonfruit here–ready to spend their whole summer season on the beach. Planning on making mini prints of these soon!

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[theaglad]

Winter outfits

[lousysharkbutt]

never take advice from someone whose butt youve already kicked

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[miumachi]

@suspendedinlight I’m screaming