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Oh honeyyyyyyy.

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#musicalgems #musical gems

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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Reblogging because I care about you guys

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Important

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Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.

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Everyone should reblog this!

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Very useful.

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https://www.battleforthenet.com

Click above, fill out the form and click “write congress”. You’ll then be given the option to submit a second vote by phone. Call the number provided (you’ll be reconnected based on state) and read the script the website provides for you. Last I checked, only 17 states have moved to sue the FCC- LET’S GET THE OTHER 33!!

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“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

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[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

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Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

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Me as a father

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this is so pure

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Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

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A famous internet assassination

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IF YOU TRULY LOVE SOMEONE YOU WOULDN’T DO CARELESS SHIT TO HURT EM. STOP USING WEAK ASS EXCUSES TO VALIDATE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

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50 inches girls….

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Shoutout to Rugrats for not only having Christmas episodes, but also Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Passover episodes

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you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

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This little manipulator!!!

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here’s to every girl working so so hard to reach her goal. i see you. you can do it.

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if a black woman invites you over and puts on any one of these tracks, it’s a set up and you’re about to be a daddy #50ShadesOf90sR&B

“insatiable” by prince

“don’t walk away” by jade

“red light special” by tlc

“i love your smile” by shanice

“twisted” by keith sweat

“i miss you” by aaron hall

“rub you the right way” by johnny gill

“pony” by ginuwine

“love like this” by faith evans

“freak me” by silk

“all my life” by k by ci & jojo

“come and talk to me” by jodeci

“do me right” by guy

“i’m so into you” by swv

“back at one” by brian mcknight

“the boy is mine” by brandy & monica

“i wanna sex you up” by color me badd

“are you that somebody?” by aaliyah

“real love” by mary j. blige

“waterfalls” by tlc

“there you go” by johnny gill

“it never rains” by tony toni tone

“i like the way (kissing game) by hi by five

“forever my lady” by jodeci

“if i ever fall in love” by shai

“i’ll make love to you.” by boys ii men

“knockin’ the boots” by h by town

“can we talk” by tevin campbell

“candy rain” by soul 4 real

“before i let you go” by blackstreet

“when can i see you again” by babyface

“my body” by lsg

“too close” by next

“nice & slow” by usher

“for you i will” by monica

“cheers 2 u” by playa

“splackavellie” by pressha

“come and get some” by swv

“how can i love u 2nite” by sisqó

“if your girl only knew” by aaliyah

“it’s all about me” by mya f/ sisqo

“the love scene” by joe

“all i do is think of you” by troop

“lay your head on my pillow” by toni, tony, tone

“weak” by swv

“so anxious” by ginuwine

“my love is the shhh!” by somethin’ for the people

“can’t let go” by mariah carey

“make it last forever” by keith sweat

“here and now” by luther vandross

her bra and panties match, her kitty smells like a garden, tastes like berries, she ain’t got no plans in the morning, her phone is off… it was a covert dick appointment.