canary apologist

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[em0goose]

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[boxheadpaint]

GUY WHO IS IN CONSTANT PHYSICAL PAIN AND FATIGUE: (WITH COMPLETE SINCERITY) YEAH MAN IM GOOD I JUST LIKE LAYING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ITS COMFORTABLE TO ME

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

note to self: stay quiet to remain mysterious and also to not embarrass yourself

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[coldsnapz]

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[notedchampagne]

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[charseraph]

Say I love you to your friend who walks slow. Who pauses long and often to gather their thoughts. Who forgets what they were trying to say. Who can’t focus on you because of pain. Who can’t give complex responses even though they wish they could. Who struggles to ask for anything because the answer could be no. Say I love you to your friend who feels safe enough to be slow around you.

[oinkier]

[omegaversereloaded]

I just got sent to jail & hell for playing a video game

[katelyn-danger]

harsh, but fair

[fairycosmos]

having a fucked up back is like . Worse than being a dinosaur when the meteor hit

[jame7t]

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

[jame7t]

We smoked him. Sorry

[dogpuppy]

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

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