mr compress brain rot 😩 hows about something like, the league had no clue about mr compress' personal life, so when he introduces them to his wife who happens to be a big time villain girl boss,,,, chaos ensues💀
🥺🥺there wasnt so much chaos as there was confusion, but I LOVE THIS.
Its not like you had intended to meet them like this, not while you were busy escaping a full scale robbery.
You had recently got your eye set on one of the biggest jewels in the world, one that happened to be on display for two weeks in Musutafu. Its not that you needed it, no. You could easily go out and make thousands by selling eyeballs and lungs on the black market like you used to, but this was much more fun.
“Hey Atsuhiro!” You yelled, running past your husband as you slid around another corner, the police hot on your heels. “Bye Atsuhiro!”
Your husband let out a laugh from the front door of the bar, watching you earnestly. As he stepped inside he motioned to Kurogiri. “The girl that just ran past, could you warp her here for me?”
The warp gate villain nodded, everyone around the bar looking eagerly. Who was this girl and why was Compress sounding so happy?
Within seconds a portal opened and the girl stumbled through, obviously not prepared for the warp she had just fallen through. “Oh! Atsuhiro! Thanks for saving my ass, again.”
“Holy shit! You’re (y/v/n)! One of the A list villains in Japan!” Toga screeched, immediately running over, “can I have some of your blood? I bet it tastes soooo good.”
Everyone else just stared with wide eyes at this newfound information.
You shrugged, offering out your arm. “So, Atsuhiro! Is this the group I’ve been hearing about?”
“Wait wait wait, how do you know Compress?” A man with patchy, scarred skin spoke up, crossing his arms across his chest warily.
“Oh!” You looked over, “can I tell them? I don’t want to mess up your little dynamic.”
Atsuhiro laughed gently, “feel free, my love.”
You smiled, turning to face your audience. “We’re married!” Your hand flicked up, showing off the wedding band Hiro had saved for months to buy. He wanted it to be special, not stolen.
“Disgusting.” You recognized Shigaraki, another A Class villain like yourself. Of course the man child would think that.
Your watch dinged, signaling the half hour mark before you were supposed to meet with the jeweler who would make it into a necklace for you. “Gotta blast!” Smiling up at your husband, you tilted his mask back before planting a chaste kiss on his lips. “I’ll see you at home?”
Nodding happily, you waved to the rest of the League before slipping out the front door.
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