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Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

Send my muse a bad pick-up line for their reaction

{{ Wow, okay um.... logged back into this rp account is interesting.... and um, I’m back? Maybe. It’s been 6 years since I came back. Hope ya’ll are doing well over these past years. }}

#::: mun speak #{{ im not dead again }}

rpmemes-galore

Reblog if your muse has gone more than three (3) days without sleep…

sunshine-memes

Unus Annus Sentence Starters

Cooking with Sex Toys

“ I feel like, with the veins, that’s too penis-like. ” “ it’s not sexual! none of this is sexual, right? ” “ oh that is a golden boi! ” “ I’m white so salt and pepper is all I know for spices. ” “ you’re gonna fucking choke and die, dude! ” “ this is gonna be really good for a select group of people. ” “ he looked you right in the eyes! ” “ he didn’t say a god damned thing! ”

Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

“ cleanliness is next to godliness and we are about to die. ” “ I’ve only heard moms talk about neti pots, ” “ push a baby out your vagina, shove water up your nose! ” “ if we die, arrowhead water is to blame. ” “ amoebas are a large single-celled organism that is capable of tearing your brain apart. ” “ if you shove regular tap water that has not been boiled for five minutes, up your nose, you will die! ” “ if you kill us, we will haunt you. as ghosts. ” “ I’m sinus-rich! ” “ it’s almost like a drowning sensation. ” “ thanks, man, I’m glad you’re here to guide me through this. ”

Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

“ I can’t get my mouth on that! ” “ this is the power… of my lungs! ” “ but I have asthma! ” “ I’m gonna see how close the closest closing store is. ” “ I know that this is a bike shop but I’m trying to blow up a large tube… ” “ stand up, I’m gonna get on my knees for you. ” “ you kicked me in the dick! ”

Ethan Destroys Mark’s Van with a Bat

“ we had some good times. a lot of schemes, a lot of… rapscallious efforts, y’know? ” “ I didn’t think I had a choice in any of this. ” “ I’ve gotta be safe! ”

#{{ guess who's alive after all these years }}

elec-ant

Don’t you think this skirt is a little too short?

The character is over 18! Shizune © Masashi Kishimoto

#Shizune: Does it? I think it's rather too short to me.#;;nsfwish

kachodoku

@13lilypetals enters the Office.

[✖] — “Looks like you’ve awoken..”

historias-multorum

Tsunade gave a yawn and scratched at her unruly and loose pigtails. “Hmn…Yeah. How long was I asleep?”

kachodoku

[✖] — “Since afternoon, Lady Tsunade. It’s half past five.”

#13lilypetals #. Tsunade tag pending .

@13lilypetals enters the Office.

[✖] — “Looks like you’ve awoken..”

#13lilypetals #((for anyone))

@uminosclassroom enters the Office.

[✖] — “Iruka-sama, what brings you up here?”

#uminosclassroom

#Lengths may vary

rp-memes-atyourservice

Send a sexual scenario and my muse will tell you whether or not they’d be into it. Anon or not.

#:::ask #Sinday #;;nsfwish

avengernomore

kachodoku:

[✖] — Raven orbs dropping down towards his cock still hard, twitching while pointing in her direction. Even that orgasm didn’t end it. She could do it again; go a second round. Or maybe….. She didn’t response. Wiping her face clean, she grabs the cup and steps out of the room leaving it open– some small chats outside, a couple footsteps there before a second pair died down then she returns.

“Your sample is being transfer to the sperm bank now.” She said all while unwrapping her sash, letting her kimono open out for him to see her breasts through the mesh-top, taking off her panties tossing them aside. “In the meanwhile, your check-up isn’t over yet.”

Sasuke was breathing heavily, catching his breath. He was a little disappointed as she stepped out of the room, starting to get up and pull his clothes back on… but he didn’t even have time to put his shirt on properly before she had returned, only his arms in the sleeves, the shirt still hanging loosely off his body. He stayed still for a moment as she spoke and started stripping, his cheeks flushing a little as he saw her modest breasts through her mesh-top… she was a bit bigger than he had thought, but then again, most people looked practically flat next to Tsunade.

After a moment of hesitation, he sighed, sitting down again, as if relucant.

“Hard to believe this started off with you chastising me for a pick-up line…” He said, more to himself than her, before speaking a little louder, this time addressing her. “If you insist… Doctor’s orders and all that, right?”

kachodoku

[✖] — “Forgive me, Sasuke. I know I never make any sense.” Shizune respond, eyes glued to the ground. “I did chastising you for that pick-up line because it was cheesy... as for this.. I can’t explain it.. really. As much as I should explain since this is all my fault.. I can’t provide you. I’m hopeless. Always hopeless...” Fixing herself up without letting the other get a chance to speak up, turning her back to him as she approuches the counter to write something down.

“You’re free to go...”

#avengernomore