Swampshit

24| clown pronouns | here to look at my blorbos all day to keep the agonies at bay ٩(◕ᗜ◕)و

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[glowcowboy]

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

[wizardpotions]

In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[sagasolejma]

[kaddeycat]

Friedrich Merz hat safe keinen Tanzschein

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[oblivioustothevampirediaries]

Leute ich hasse den so. Ich hasse den fr.

[willy-shakesqueer]

Lemme tell you, the executive is very much disfunctioning today

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[starlit-meadow]

[incisedwound]

[tosety]

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

[i-am-a-fish]

if you don't have water on standby when you're going to bed, you're doing it wrong. and if I can be brutally honest you suck at bedtime