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amnesia-offical

If all of our last names are “Offical” does that mean we’re all related??

evilpineapple-offical

That would uh

that would have some interesting implications

definitely-ao3-offical

Am I just adopting cousins(and other distant family members)??

kafka-offical

Oh, well, I thought of it like a species indicator, much like Anolis carolinesis or Anolis sagrei-- our "Offical" is our "sagrei" or "carolinesis"

/ooc- sorry i went on a little lizard nerd dive

where’s your pfp from? kaf looks so good in it 🙂‍↕️

my friend sent it to me, they said they got it from pinterest, i'll put the pic here if you want it :D

#honkai star rail #hsr kafka #i'm feral for kafka #kafka hsr #officalverse #kafka is PEAK #sigh #i love women #i'm so lesbian for kafka

kafka-offical

Well, you've caught me..

/ooc

sigh. new blog.

im so feral abt kafka that i can't even comprehend it

but well, hello ^w^

@homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @villain-offical @not-offical-offical @duck-from-heaven-official @duck-from-hell-official @radiation-poisoning-offical @gay-news-official @gecko-official

the-second-wolf-official

WOAH ITS THE HER ITS MOTHER

kafka-offical

Well, hello dear..

oddlyspookz

Ay!! We making a sammich, ill start.

Bread

@apandainoveralls @n0th1ng5p4c3 @pegagatorgal @vaeh2011 @nonironicneko @cornelia-likes-tf2

n0th1ng5p4c3

I BROUGHT BOLOGNA!!!

@jerseyshoremassacre @cuddlethesillys @vaeh2011

i dunno a lotta ppl ta ping srry chat T^T

vaeh2011

I GOT THE CHEESE!!!!

(@freakasaurus-rex @listacole @disappointedwaffles @lalaland-ruler @artwithecho)

lalaland-ruler

We can’t forget the best ingredients now can we?

M O S S

((@fantasydragon08, @faceless-crowd, @pixlart04, @dusk-the-fallen))

pixlart04

Ok Kris deltarune… (sorry that was so bad lol)

I got the glass shards very crunchy :3

@fantasydragon08 @arcanatheartist @pokecrafter

loch-nes-dragon

It was already bad at baloney (I don't like baloney.) But then it haaaad to be my friends who made it thoroghly cursed. /j

I've got bacon.

@herwonderlandfire @seriouslythisisagoodname @cluckyhylian @silvergrovezelda @echothevessel (<- you're on my tag list now, good luck.)

cluckyhylian

hehe.... I bring bee puke.

@minish-mews-and-twos @stargazer56cipher @aries-the-ram-gacha

stargazer56cipher

I bring my beloved pesto

PESTO IS MY FAVORITE FOOD

@callmeastro @chunkyform3 @undignified-sad-sandwich

undignified-sad-sandwich

S A L M O N

@pineapple-cheese-bread @abby-wolf @begumiii @ch3micallyinsane @dabuffchickenman @holyshitisthatadoctorwhoref @jkl-fff

r0ckd0v3s

chalk

@codecraftr @notabelsprout @crystalshifter @zeldafloof @leafwinglife

notabelsprout

Peanut butter

@crystalshifter @forestragon @scaelige @scrollwyrm

forestragon

The potatoes are on ME!

@mannydiips @the-bone-eating-vulture @fishcart @nccflame @moonstorm-wof @things-of-fire

moonstorm-wof

I was gonna say cheese but someone else already did.

KETCHUP

@evyyy77 @rine091 @fefe-the-cat @lumitylover999 @leafwinglife @localcelestialcreature62 @ch3micallyinsane @chaos-triangle @caine-the-ringmaster-am @namehoardingcreature @amorphousshape-official

alex-the-great-gay-deactivated2

BLEACH GO!!!

@mabel-pines-offical @ford-pines--offical @bill--cipher-offical @d1pp3r-0ffical @stan-pines-official @james-offical!!!!!

james-offical

I brought a pancake!

@tea-offical @man-offical @evee1308

evee1308

Snow

open tags

thekingofallcrows

>:3

Pineapple :)

Uhhh open tags!

silly-fi5h

I brought the Pomni >:3

Only tagging a few people because I'm feeling lazy @aciddbandyeentrio @cr0w1zd3d @violetrosiecookie @versatilefloof

violetrosiecookiesleepydragon

And I brought the Jax >:3

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-offical

It's sandwhich making time my grandchildren

mxtx-offical

I brought Xie Lian ! ! !

Don't worry, as long as he isn't cooking it's fine... (Don't tell Hua Cheng what's happening)

@not-offical-offical mother you should also contribute to the sandwhich ! ! ! :D

not-offical-offical

i bought "cotton candy"

might be a lil crunchy tho

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @yearning--offical @untitledoffical @watercooler-offical @sok-offical @the-cheese-offical @britishteaaa

crypticgoose3

i've got the batteries! :3 and there's different types for those who like different flavours :)

@crowsndbugs @solarexe @do--not--you-dare @redcat-anomaly @ririwithrice @toomuchtodooml @the-king-of-beans-offical @kobieatsfeet @writer-fennec @witchwithwords2115 @ash-cherryblossom @autophobiastar @lavendertortoise12 @no-one-offical i've started tagging ppl idk tried eepnow

the-king-of-beans-offical

i brought some Windex!!! it tastes like blue gatorade

@smolwriter @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @pond-scum-offical @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @catlover-offical @shattered-gay-mess @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic

astracaedes

i brought the souls of the damned

(there appears to be no good gifs nor images for this)

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @everettlover @microwaved-grilled-cheese @lightsabersandbluecookies @enormous-moose @njthesapo @i-cant-think-of-a-url12 @irvnwithsciss0rs @insaniac-offical @mjthesilly @pond-scum-offical @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @xylophonerabbit @roseisgoat @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @jel-e-ton @paperplateprose @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do--not--you-dare @thatonesillyfriend @mushroompie @gaster-wd @existing-offical @goblin-offical @etherealpandajuggernaut @eraser-offical @maybeilosttheplot @do--not--you-dare @ash-cherryblossom @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @the-king-of-beans-offical @la-femmerouge @huntersconstellationorion @grapeflavoredraisins @ivy4vv @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @a-lil-bit-weird @onion-opinions-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @shoebill-offical @zeta-finnish @ice-muncherr @t4llyyy @luciferthemenace @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @sl33py-b1rd0 @dicknipsthedemon @jello-the-frog @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @cedarlikesbmth @catlover-offical @mcsm-official @drinking-the-ocean-in-tiny-sips @sonic-the-hedgehog-official

gaster-wd

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @feminism-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical