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he is INSANE
He had a whole shpeal asking Chat if we’d watch him just eat his lunch on stream, just AS the stream.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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