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[catholicmemes]

[onadera2-deactivated20140504]

south park is NOT a christian show fyi. thats what this picture is from. south park makes fun of christians and im pretty sure trey parker and matt stone do crack

[oarou-deactivated20160121]

[cctinsleybaxter]

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this reply terrifies me more than religion or mortality ever could

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

me getting run over by a bus

[dreg-heap]

Me discovering the truth about Bush just before the radium poisoning kicks in

[razputinthecuteone]

[tonightshow]

Good lord.

[sque2013]

FREE THEM

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[astrodickology]

It’s almost 9pm and i want to be loved :(

[astrodickology]

wait I lied I just want some dick

[diddly-darn-ghost]

lmao im always in this dilemma where i dont want to say the phrase “dude chill out its just a cartoon” because that would sound like im underestimating the importance of what animated narratives mean to people or it’d sound like i’d be saying that family content shouldnt be taken seriously 

but at the same time, everytime i see ppl getting really mad about cartoons on an unhealthy life-consuming level i just have to say it. “dude chill out its just a cartoon”

[xshyboyx-blog1]

[powerfulwizard]

Otis is actually canonically trans

[powerfulwizard]

[larouxestmange]

BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE

BeSt NEWS

[636174657270696c6c6172]

im on caffeine and medical grade weed plants. Ill face a silverback gorilla and a fully grown male tiger in the middle of a field right now mate.  Geographic scan. complete. terrain mapping. Complete. perfect gps spacial awareness of their fangs and danger areas. 2 enemys. confirmed. time slows down and im creating illusions these beasts have never been able to comprehend. they arent attacking me because im not allowing their emotional state to reach the point where i am a threat.  the tiger and gorilla start fighting. im back flipping over them back and forth as they start to fatigue. i ride the tiger into the jungle, dissapear and disengage completely. now its me and the field gorilla. Hes tired. Im tired. Hes ugly. Im ugly. Hes smart... Im smart. I understand him. We become one. We cannot fight with ourselves. We fight to defend our selves. i teach him english...hes my son.

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[losingmymindtonight]

it all makes sense now

[hyrude]

my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?