Kai's Catastrophe

Hi! My name is Kai, I am very queer (pronouns change regularly) and am also very new to Tumblr. Please bear with me while I learn :)

[kai-the-poet]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Two years, and I still cat figure out this app for the life of me

[pinkflames]

Still processing ginger scott

[willowmvp]

Alive

Hello all! I come to you today with a brief post about my hiatus, and what's happened in the nearly six months since then.

I first would like to apologize for pulling out of RatsSMP so suddenly, it was never the plan, but life circumstances demanded that I focus my attention elsewhere, and I no longer felt comfortable with my opening sequence. I secondly would like to apologize for mostly disappearing. Those who remained in the Discord server were able to make the transition over into the new era, but I left most of you in the dark, and that also was never the plan for the rebrand to my new username. It was meant to be a seamless transition sometime in the new year, username changes instead of new accounts, but I felt it more productive at the time to wipe the slate clean and start over. I managed to clear most of my follower count on Twitch, and restarted on new accounts across X, BlueSky, Tumblr, and TikTok. I don't fully regret this decision, but I do wish I had been more prudent in how I communicated all of this to my community, as so many of you were lost to the scattered skies.

I have rebranded under the username @reisaval across most platforms. I no longer go by Will. You are welcome to follow me under this new name, but things are quite different now. I, myself, am different. There have been good things, such as new and wonderful friends in my life who have been my rock throughout all of this, and I've gotten top surgery, the recovery of which went spectacularly. But with each rose, comes thorns, and I am now finding myself in quite a mess, as I obliterated my regular income with these decisions and the job market has been proving insufficient, and I have several medical bills from the surgery and tax season is upon us. I know it is unfair to ask, especially after vanishing for so long, but anything you can spare as a tip to my Ko-Fi would be immeasurably helpful, and I have also re-listed the older Rats Merch on my old shop in case anyone would like to pick that up.

I never wanted to ask for help in this way, but circumstances demand I reach out. I appreciate every one of you, and I'm so sorry that I have made these errors over the past few months. This was not the plan that I had in place for any of this.

Stay drifting, I hope to see you among the stars.

[dinnerbug]

Hey

Hey guys

Go drink water right now

I know mcyt fans are all dehydrated

Go drink water

Do it

You should drink water

Reblog to make mcyt fans drink water

[phoenixyfriend]

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

[ryobitheaxololt]

Or about your AU

[kai-the-poet]

hey pooks- boundaries on DMs?

also- crying over here?? A Prince’s Harem has my heart ! /pos

Sorry for the late reply, I forget to open this app lol but yeah I'm all good with DMs :)

Also I'm so glad you enjoy it

[thatbiblob]

more art for @kai-the-poet’s fic !! but it’s two of tango’s sisters!!

[kai-the-poet]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is just now canonically Calida (the oldest) and Blaise (the one after Tango)

[thatbiblob]

A Prince’s Harem - Chapter 18 : Wedding { spoliers !! }

art for A Prince’s Harem by KaiThePoet on ao3

plz go read it !!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[thatbiblob]

A Prince’s Harem - Chapter 18 : Wedding { spoliers !! }

art for A Prince’s Harem by KaiThePoet on ao3

plz go read it !!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kai-the-poet]

RAAAAAHHH /POS

I love it! I love it! I love it!

Thank you so much, you don't understand how much I appreciate and cherish this!!

[sirinoya]

ACHO’S DOG IS NAMED DIPPER AND ITS SO CUTE LOOK AT THIS

IM DYING

[kai-the-poet]

Have you considered the fact that as a puppy he was Little Dipper and as an adult, he is Big Dipper. That is adorable.

[grasswrym]

Scott is actually gay but whatever Sausage, Martyn, and Oli are doing on the Kestrels is gayer

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

u/nightingale_throwaway_0227:

AITA for being born?

My (~28M?) mother died giving birth to me on a rogue ship at sea. For much of my childhood, my father who loved her dearly has blamed me for her death.

I was thrown off the ship for disobeying the captain when I was a teenager (read: I made a friend with the ship's prisoner who was the first person around my age that I interacted with… basically most of my life, and he didn't like that), and have since found a new home and a surrogate family.

However, recently, I came into contact again with a guy (21M) who used to also be on that rogue ship, whose behaviour and attitude reminds me of that captain. We and some others were also recently trapped in a nightmare realm by a couple of evil wizards and I heard some weird whispers that blamed me further and said my parents regreted having me at all. (Don't worry, we all got out.)

All these recent events have been weighing on me, and I'm starting to be afraid that my father and the whispers were right. AITA?

[kai-the-poet]

AITA for not telling my son he had a rat infestation?

Now my dearies, I am an old woman and my oldest granddaughter Alex is helping me with this red it thing

I have a collection of little friends, the little rats that live in my son's attic. My daughter in law, Idris, dismissed our janitor, Declan, because he was annoying us all and we decided to live in harmony with our little friends.

The issue is my son, Miguel, who is technically the master of this home but it is my home he is so insistent to run. He has been away for a long time, not even writing to his children, Alexandra, Izan and Aura but he is coming home tomorrow.

I fear I do not have time to warn nor protect my little friends from my son's wrath and anger.

AITA for not telling my son about the rats? And AITA for not warning my little friends?

Thank you for indulging me dearies

Ramona Icagra

[kai-the-poet]

AITA for betraying one of the people who trusted me?

u/SharkLover_BaaBaa

I know the title looks not great on me but hear me out.

I (21M he/they) grew up on this really seedy pirate ship with a really... eccentric... captain (???M) and there was this other dude who made friends with the prisoner! I mean can you believe it? Anyway lets call this guy W (now 28M he/him/them) who was 14 when we last saw each other.

So W annoys the captain (let's call him EM) a lot and normally when someone annoys EM it's my job to get rid of them (read: kill) but this time EM let W go!! Ok so he might have left him bloody and bruised on some random island but still!

Anyway, flash forward 14 years and now I am moving into this Faction Isles with a bunch of pirates and I join the one about money or something, not important. But guess who I see alive and well?! IT'S W!!

W is running around holding hands and picking flowers with this faction all about family (ironic when he abandoned our ship!!! And his father!!)

Anyway a while later W comes up to me and says they need my help! Apparently EM's ship has been nearby recently! And W wants to explore.

Long story short (I'm a busy man after all), W started asking too many nosy questions and sticking their nose in business that wasn't his to know. There happened to be these cultists on the island W had docked on that had turned W's own faction leader to stone (skill issue in my opinion) and what was a man to do? I shoved W into them and he died (L + ratio) but what was I meant to do???

Now I am very scared that his happy go lucky faction is going to do to me what I did to EM's enemies all those years ago but W was sticky beaking!

So AITA for betraying his trust in order to save my skin and EM's honour?

[sophiamcdougall]

[daniodle]

Credit to Mysif Melody on Twitch for taking the Rat Crack seriously....Fic coming soon

[kai-the-poet]

We should not be left alone together