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[aa05150]

illustration by Manuel Orazi for Baudelaire’s Les Fleurs du Mal

[puppygirllaika]

Halo that's directly and rigidly attatched to the angel girls skull but in a kind of higher dimensional way, where there's no visible physical connection you can interact with, but it is absolutely and immovably locked in its position relative to the angels head, so if you grab her by the halo you can drag her around by it and move her head around as you please <3

[butterfly-sapphic]

If you pull the halo too tight does her head get ripped off or is it more like her scalp? Maybe its attached somewhere halfway and part of the skull comes away? Like if we tied her legs down and pulled on the halo what would give way first you think?

[puppygirllaika]

if i had to guess i'd say her neck would probably snap before anything else. the halo is like a bone fused to the skull in a plane we cannot comprehend. But vertebrae and the delicate connections between them are very much within the realm of physics.

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

@whumpmasinjuly-archive

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[fourteendaysinaweek]

Scrolled down. Saw

Feels like an important addition

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

[azheria]

something something joke about many tongues, yada yada

[sparvverius]

the desire for something bad or amoral being framed as erotic is a staple sure but the desire for goodness and morality being framed as erotic is ten times more crazymaking

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[meow-nepeta]

*also crawls towards you on all fours submissively, but hoping you will hurt me*

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[pankendev]

my cock? completely soft sorry. like a small fuzzy animal in fact. it's asleep; you can pet it but be very gentle. see how it twitched? i think it's dreaming…

[pankendev]

my piece of shit penis threw up again

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[infertilityidol]

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

[dongtopus]

My shock collar goes off for the seventeenth time. It has been eight minutes and there are thirty-two remaining.

[charlottan]

i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

[beebundt]

[eternalgrey]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

[raevenlywrites]

i think of this post almost every time i scroll through @hear-me-out-poll

[homunculus-argument]

ancient persian poet within first 15 minutes of being dropped in the 21st century and handed a smart phone, commenting on some woman's instagram reel: I would take off my finest coat, and make slippers from its silk, so that I could gift them to you, so that every single morning, the first thing you do is step on me.

[spongebobsbussy]

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[willgrahamscock]

I'VE BEEN RELEASED ON GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!

[dieplz]