Stop Calling Me Gay Mari >:(

Only in Gotham rp blog

[kaigineer]

Hey uh my roomies told me to make one of these so I’m here now I guess.

I’m Kai

20 years old

Mechanical engineering major

I play guitar ig

I guess I make stuff for criminals now?? Idk

Owner here, my personal rules:

- no NSFW, flirting and raunchy jokes are fine but anything else and you’re getting blocked

- no bigotry, bullying, or harassment here

- that’s basically it

- I might not be super active here sorry

[aguydressedasabat]

opinions on brittle starfish?

It looks like something out of my nightmares. If I saw that in the ocean I’d scream and run away.

//my mild thalassaphobia is KILLING ME after googling that

[kaigineer]

@cecilistired what’s that one ocean spider thing you keep setting as my Lock Screen to scare me? I think Batman would hate that

[t1mmyb4tz]

how many people in gotham would sell a crossbow to an unaccompanied 9 year old??

for uhm. for science!! and uhh research ;-;

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

I don’t have a crossbow but I can get you one

[kaigineer]

By “get one” you mean “make Kai build one” don’t you :/

[luthors-semi-secret-sister]

Must be really shitty living in Gotham…

I mean I had a pen pal from Gotham last year and I’m pretty sure they’ve joined the Scarecrow’s team somehow…

How do I know??? We went from discussing literature to them suddenly asking questions like;

“What’s your biggest fear..?”

“Have you ever gotten a taste of the fear gas? I hear it’s unique…”

Like no. But why the sudden interest, gosh…

Not to mention the letters they sent me have started to smell weird. Like chemicals…?

Is this normal for Gotham people???

[kaigineer]

Idk man it’s pretty normal. My roommate does those stuff all the time and she’s average for Gotham.

[drisleythorn]

I’ve never been more attracted to my roommate than when he got into a public fight after someone said they thought Bruce Wayne was Superman

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

@kaigineer @kaigineer @kaigineer literally you watching Cecil pummel a climate change denier

[kaigineer]

I have no words

[kaigineer]

@gotham1news

Please please please please please I know how to fix printers please please please please I need money please please please

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Hey, listen - putting aside the whole fear toxin stuff aside - I need advice.

I have an employee now.

Going to get them set up with a decent salary and benefits, but wanted to know:

What do you like about being a henchmen?

What don’t you like about being a henchmen?

Like, I want to do a good job but I’ve never hired anyone before as Batwoman.

@batwoman-or-whatever

What I like:

- flexible working hours

- good benefits

- active work, being able to move around

- having a boss that care for you

- coworkers you get close to

What I don’t like:

- basically just other people judging

- long hours during emergencies

@alianna-arvine-astecia @assisting-gothams-horror-king @riddlers-assistant-andrew @miss-tuesday if yall want to add on to this

@batwoman-or-whatever

[batwoman-or-whatever]

Thank you all for your input!

Most of these I guessed and accounted for, but it sounds like I will be needing to hire more assistants because coworker relationships are good for morale.

I’ll keep all of this in mind moving forward.

And I guess, if you know anyone looking for a job who doesn’t mind helping a vigilante, let me know?

@alianna-arvine-astecia @assisting-gothams-horror-king @riddlers-assistant-andrew @miss-tuesday

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Alr

@kaigineer you’re job hunting right?

[kaigineer]

I am ashamed to say that I would actually consider working for a vigilante

My credentials:

I’m good with tech (built wings for killer moth, can restart wifi without crying, can fix printers)

I can type over 100 wpm

I’m used to some weird stuff (live with Igor, a bug closet, and a pet clown)

I’ve got connections with the sewer rats

Please I need money I’m in so much debt

[kaigineer]

traitor. im leaving you and im taking the clown

Boo you whore

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Erm... I think this snake fell asleep

*gives them unconscious snake*

Cecily looks up, then down then up again, and- God, where was she going to put a snake?

“…Thanks? We’ll find it a good home if it needs it.”

-=-=-

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FREE FISH TANK.

- Cece

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

@cecilistired @cecilistired @cecilistired

CECIL CECIL CECIL YOU LOVE SNAKES AND HAVE WAY TOO MANY TERRARIUMS

[cece-honeycomb]

@cecilistired twin please

[cecilistired]

okay fine what kind of snake is it?

[cece-honeycomb]

rat snake (?), he’s kind of cute

[cecilistired]

alr i got a terrarium set up, i can pick it up after classes. @kaigineer i hope you dont mind a snake watching you sleep

[kaigineer]

Can’t be any worse than your tarantula

[international-electromatics]

Tag game :3

Pick a image that describes you

@absolutely-a-madman-in-a-box @shuriken-n @that1chaospotato @johnlennonsarmchair @silliestcolressfan @strangelycasualhorror @number1skalesimp @z-exe666 @gasolinelegg @transfemme-tennant

[strangelycasualhorror]

@str1ngsss @sevindrgon @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @luthold

@kay27-iread

[kay27-iread]

@halfasleepforever

@sasgaycumfilledcondom

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

@lifeisshortbutseoischangbin @ratreekinghavock @caffinated-trauma-ferret @clownboy18 @rottmnt-tmnt @writing-for-noods

[lifeisshortbutseoischangbin-dea]

Ahh crap there's too many 😔😔 I guess I'll just have to pick the first one

Forever love Bangch- *cough* I mean suguru

Anyways @stayalittlelonger143 @tiffxcargos (I'm too tired to think of anyone else)

[atetheluck]

@luvmunchies @channiesbaby1433 @afararraaaa @yourarabkogal @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @urfavvbilliemunch @celestl4lore @cut-catches @lifeisshortbutseoischangbin @azzryel @strhwa @leeknowfan @nutdoughnut @pants-for-free123 @rei-simpe4life @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx

[nutdoughnut]

Omg Tyyy!!

@swhore @xoseos @neptunemooon @e-nygmaofficial @canneedpineeapple @blueylovesssanimating

[e-nygmaofficial]

Tag time! :3

@askd0ctorjcrane @riddle-us-this @miss-tuesday

[riddle-us-this]

@vintageaviatorartwork, @weirdez, @askd0ctorjcrane

[vintageaviatorartwork]

@batwoman-or-whatever, @riddlers-assistant-andrew, @sionis-is-the-mask, @squid-turtles

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

I'm not my boss, but this till describes me!

@miss-tuesday @theoneandonlyscaregoon

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

@killermoth-gotham @cecilistired @kaigineer @crowsinthecornfield @batgirlspain

[cecilistired]

@belladear @gothamfreshman @cece-honeycomb @kaigineer

[kaigineer]

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Erm... I think this snake fell asleep

*gives them unconscious snake*

Cecily looks up, then down then up again, and- God, where was she going to put a snake?

“…Thanks? We’ll find it a good home if it needs it.”

-=-=-

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FREE FISH TANK.

- Cece

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

@cecilistired @cecilistired @cecilistired

CECIL CECIL CECIL YOU LOVE SNAKES AND HAVE WAY TOO MANY TERRARIUMS

[cece-honeycomb]

@cecilistired twin please

[cecilistired]

okay fine what kind of snake is it?

[kaigineer]

FYI Cecil is trying to be all nonchalant n shit but I can see him kicking his feet and giggling rn

[kaigineer]

Stay away from Chinatown and crime alley for a bit <3

Why are you like this @theoneandonlyscaregoon

[fireandwhatever]

Tag game where it’s like the candy salad thing!!

Hello I’m Eli and when I was younger I hated my body so bad that I used to force myself to vomit all the food I ate and when my best friend found out they laughed at me and called me a fat pig. I brought the sour patch kids!

tags, @spade-quinzel, @redhood-offical, @arsenal-offical, and anyone else that wants to try!

[spade-quinzel]

Hiya! Im Spade and when I was little I had to watch my parents get in physical fights to the point of one of them probably needing a hospital while my mom went off with her lesbian lover! And i brought skittles! tags, @redhood-offical, @askcobblepot

[askcobblepot]

Hello, I’m Oswald, when I was little, my parents took me to an aunt in London and forced me to go to a prep school. There I was bullied by a much larger student named Alex Denson until I managed to convince him to leave me alone and I brought twizzlers.

Right tags. @askmrfreeze @askd0ctorjcrane @e-nygmaofficial

[e-nygmaofficial]

Hi. I’m Edward Nygma and my dad thought I was Satan since birth due to a pregnancy scare.

Tags. @prettydollsparlor @killermoth-gotham @sionis-is-the-mask

[sionis-is-the-mask]

Heya. I’m Roman Sionis.

My parents would cover the bruises they gave me with makeup and then yell at me once we got home from their ‘gala’ because I didn’t look ‘happy enough’ when people told me that I must love being the son of such ‘kind individuals’.

@director-of-arkham-city, @kirkbridelabs-rescues (Lewis), @the-stars-little-wing

[the-stars-little-wing]

haiiii I'm Luna!

um um when I was younger my parents were hurting me and my brother so I ended up killing them and then got sent to Arkham!!!

@harleys-quinnsanity @saltydazedklown @marthajo and anyone else!

[squid-turtles-deactivated202509]

Hi... Uh my parents never gave me a name because I was born in an alleyway... but they did give the adoption center me and then I went back to them then they gave me back and it kinda kept repeating until they brutally died :| ... Anyways I brought war heads :D

@miss-tuesday @juliusday @vintageaviatorartwork

[vintageaviatorartwork]

"Er... Hello, I'm the War Profiteer... at your service! Are... are we supposed to talk about parents? Mine were lovely... We only grew apart when my mental health made me seem... dehumanized... I... I brought napkins and trash-bags to clean up when we're done."

@riddlers-assistant-andrew, @batwoman-or-whatever, @batgirlspain, @catsandjewelry, @blood3red

[batgirlspain]

Hey! I’m Batgirl and I’m sorry guys for being the odd one out in all of this trauma, but my parents have been wonderful and I've always loved them to death.

@ivy-posting @crowsinthecornfield @theoneandonlyscaregoon @supergirlofmetropolis @batmanspain

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Hi I’m Igor and when I was in second grade I kept failing my timed multiplication tests so my parents sat me down and made me go over the multiplication tables over and over and when I messed up or cried they yelled at me and broke one of my toys

They did this every weekend but at least I can do the multiplication tables very well now

Anyways I brought sour patch kids

@cecilistired @kaigineer @belladear @alianna-arvine-astecia @assisting-gothams-horror-king @batwoman-or-whatever

[cecilistired]

hi im cecil and when i was 12 i was kidnapped and held hostage for three weeks until batman and nightwing finally rescued me and the few other survivors

i brought peanut m&ms

@belladear @kaigineer @cece-honeycomb @killermoth-gotham and anyone else i guess

[kaigineer]

Hi I’m Kai and ngl don’t have much to say abt my parents they were just kinda deadbeat. They ended up joining a cult like right after I moved out tho so there’s that

Idk whoever

[kaigineer]

Ngl I’m straight but cecil gardening is v hot

[pal-the-professional-fool]

Everyone introduce yourself and the first fact that comes to mind about yourself.

Hi, I'm Pal and I eat the paper on straws.

@i-eat-rusty-nails @alocalpizzadruid @punkeropercyjackson @f3lixthecatboy @stup1d-k1llj0y @bunny-and-the-ink-machine @averydeadshootingstar @meicherienewsies @yourl0calqueer @demigod-jack-hearth

@purple-dinosaur17 @idkimgayasf @cowboisposts @perfection-official @mr-tellmeafuckingsecret @sicko-with-a-bat @justabunchofcrowsinatrenchcoat @mimilove2003

[yourl0calqueer]

Hi I'm Vin and I have advanced mobility in my thumbs

@not-really-a-conjunction @kerokerrrokerroppi @dearlyadoredfashion @thevalkyrieflies @deedeethedevil @luckybeansy @aroacegirlsworld @cr0wxo @kingofkaumidy @fluidlee @/rest of moots

[not-really-a-conjunction]

Hi im Nor and I play violin

@wanderinaballerina @blu3berrypossums @sonny-boiiii @your-local-depressed-fangirl @theduchessr @thevalkyrieflies @thespian-and-lesbian @foundheaven013 @/any

[unusualeducation]

hi i'm will and i also play violin (twins!!)

tags: @cassthecrypt1d, @reggotheeggo, @prongsandpads, @ven10, @so-juliaaaa, @gods-favorite-exorcist, @sunflowerscloudydays, @meremythos, @ghostyeyes-mcgee, @strange-cat, @bartycrouchjr-aka-me-ate-ur-mom

[so-juliaaaa-deactivated20251223]

hi im julia/jules and i love learning kpop dances!

@aledslittlelife @werewolfadmirer @imkindasleepdeprived @bookishnonsence @sixtsposts @bralnwashed and everyone else!

[aledslittlelife]

hi I'm aled and i eat raw coffee beans when I'm bored.

@radio-silence-fan @n1c0tin3 @mentally-tori-261 @universecitizens @lilyevansirl + anyone i might have forgotten and/or who wants to join :D

[n1c0tin3]

hi I’m nico and my hair is green

@l3sb14nc4t @uhhlifeig @wisegirl42 @starkayezer + anyone that wants to join!!!

[wisegirl42]

Hi I’m Violet and I play the cello <3

Tags!!!

@sushi-the-kitsune @reallyrandombigirl @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @bookish-dream @faeyells @im-a-mess-of-a-person @illiterate-moth @prongss78 @lemonade-tree7 @professionalworrier17 @dragongirlie56 @hopefullpotato @kingneilthedyingpoet @ghostlymakercat @sunmoonyandstars @soccergirlie @swiftieinthegetawaycar @imasillygoose @sunflowerscloudydays @zukotheartist @very-gay-poet @kitkat-moon @distinguishablesong @marvelbros-oneshots @nerdy-sunflower @ronniesreverie @invasiveroadkill @illestmisfit @inhkeart @freaky-always @notthebrighteststar @distinguishablesong @luniimunii27 @cawcawmotherfuckerz @justmossyall @indecisiveshadowthing @purple-dinosaur17 @janeiscompletelyfine @the-beloved-genloss-niki @iwannafeel @intenebrisobscurat @telugxrl13 @doodlebugdpj @sleepdeprivedweasley @astrovi @prettyyypoison @fictionalsimp09 @theduchessr @charlieandlolacow @b3lls-th3-r04ch + all my other moots ofc!! <3

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

Thanks for the tag!

Hi I'm Nes and I have a baking business!

@chronicallyonlinebitch @thepicklekingog @bricksandbirds @broken-hearted-jubilee @werewolfadmirer @ghostyeyes-mcgee @lilyandpad @mushroxm-cryxtal @roseparader @gracious-midnight and anybody else who wants to!

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

thank you for the tag :)

hi im lilly and i took two years of (i think) mandarin lessons (it might've also been cantonese, my teacher never told me and when i signed up it only said chinese)

@lastpigeonparty @mixed-match-archive @ro-zden @pierogi-z-czeresniami @andysaas @sleepyyakayumi @thatoneartist-inthecorner @deedeethedevil @idkrn12345678910 and anyone who wants to join (pls tell me if you dont wanna be tagged i feel bad for bugging you if youre not interested in these kinda things)

[lastpigeonparty]

Thx for the tag :3

hii, I'm Lou and I have more instruments than furniture in my flat

Tags (no pressureeee :3 ): @toastedmooshroom @literary-chameleon @cherieetree

[toastedmooshroom]

Hello, I'm Toast and I use tweezers to clean under my nails.

(No pressure <3) @knighthans @constantlymusing @ghostscarface @bookishbabe27 @ashylittlebookworm @high-on-kaolin @salmadoesshitsometimes @intothepast9 @sockssketchingshack @kiraandhervibes

[sockssketchingshack]

Hello I'm Socrates and I do art stuff

@valentinos-corner @moony-talks @blazerraiden @avhira @superdemon552 @whispywonderland @kittygirl-art-cosplay @froggie-draws

[enhydra-lutris7]

Hii im em and my name actually came from a dream my mom had about me before i was born!! (i think this is the coolest ever)

@ashes-of-a-moon-crater @faeyells

[ashes-of-a-moon-crater]

eyy im bee and i was originally going to be named after an anime (arale!!!)

@starkayezer @isalikescherriesandblue @hotteststar @whydousernamesevenexist @dont-turn-left @equippedtolove @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @cool-lesbian-is-here @charlieandlolacow @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @swimmingclass1978 @dutifullynervouscreation @motivationequaldead89 @walkingtalkingfrog @uhhlifeig @faeyells @shelbeforgotten @blizzardtheartisticfox @goldfishinabottle @ariam-p @caprisunisgud

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Hewo I’m Bliz and I first came up with my name at laser tag

npt: @tigerbeancoffee, @astoriagalaxy, @gaylordthethird, @just-some-demigod, @sal3m-trials @blueishspace, @ladyloss-blog, @thecrazyalchemist,@communistcatboi @foolishdreamerz10191 @yes-your-ouppy @iris-entity, @razeeswillowtree, @but-aint-this-texas, @sun13koi,  @the-devil-inhumanform, @dungeonlv1 @onyx-di-angelo, @demigod-jack-hearth, @ashes-of-a-moon-crater @all-i-wanna-do, @the-macintosh-system, @m0on-shro0m @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @floral-atom-collective @aaa-people, @shark-tranny, @witch0bones @amordei-k @masculinity-is-open-source

[sindrome-de-lazaro]

hi im salem and i play the viola (we got a whole string quartet in this chain dawg /silly)

npt uhmmmmm @wormparti08 @vexiiing @transmasculinesonic @sleepdeprivedkotlcfan + anyone else who wants to

[transmasculinesonic]

TY FOR THE TAG <3

I'm Archer and I'm gay. very gay.

@raccoon-runaway @lowkeysleepdeprived @2nd2tar @clowncore09 @m0n5t3r-3n3rg7 @aalek-d @pixxel-vixxen @tinysanemi @uhmbrella98

KEEP IT GOING <333

[uhmbrella98]

Thank you!!!

I'm Lynn and I successfully sautéed some salmon for dinner today

@eisnerloom @britishsquidward @jervis-in-wonderland @sapphanimates @emily-irl-009 @yaegeram

[jervis-in-wonderland]

I’m jervis and I once saw an ant in my tea

@bettergothamrogue @bestbunnyever @kirkbridelabs-rescues @the-stars-little-wing @lola-collins

[the-stars-little-wing]

HAIII I'm Luna! and I like biting people :3

@director-of-arkham-city @harleys-quinnsanity @saltydazedklown +open tags

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

Hello… I am Doctor Jeremiah Arkham.

And I apparently have a new-found talent for flying aircrafts.

@e-nygmaofficial, @blood3red, @ask-doctor-quinn, @askwayloncrocjones, @askd0ctorjcrane

[askd0ctorjcrane]

Ah. Hello I am doctor Jonathan Crane.

I can list over 30 spider species.

[e-nygmaofficial]

I’m Edward Nygma.

Several of the rogues regret inviting me to karaoke bars.

@batgirlspain @catsandjewelry @killermoth-gotham @ask-poison-lvy

[killermoth-gotham]

I'm Drury Walker, better known as Killer Moth.

I once got drunk at a party, did a double backflip, and have been trying to do it again ever since but everytime I succeed I'm drunk, not recording, and only know because someone says I did it.

@to-ashes-and-soot @theoneandonlyscaregoon

(//only tagging 2 ppl because it's like 12 in the morning where I am rn)

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Hi I’m Igor and I’ve mouth pipetted HCl twice and regretted it both times

@cecilistired @batgirlspain @jokerwithcrowbar @batwoman-or-whatever @court--of--owls

[cecilistired]

what the fuck, igor.

hi im cecil and my first romantic partner is now in arkham asylum and not as an employee

@belladear @kaigineer @cece-honeycomb @gothamfreshman @gothamizhome @marthajo

[kaigineer]

Hi I’m Kai and I play guitar and also one time fell into an open manhole when I was eight and was taken care of by large rats for weeks until I was found

also Cecil are you talking about R? I didn’t know that they ended up in Arkham

[give-me-your-cells]

Im going on a trip to gotham. It cannot be that bad

[caspianova]

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

[kaigineer]