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Gotham rp blog

[cecilistired]

Hi! I'm Cecil...

they/he/any

Gotham U student

Zoology major

I work part-time at Gotham City Animal Control (GCAC)

// hi, im the owner of this blog. you can call me Cat. like cecil I am a massive bird nerd and animal lover. This blog is SFW only.

other info about Cecil:

He has a little sister named Bella

Bella's blog is @belladear (I prob wont post on it as often as this one)

Cecil's roommates are @theoneandonlyscaregoon and @kaigineer

Cecil is a sophomore in college

Cecil is 19 and his birthday is October 13th (hes a libra)

Cecil lives off campus with two roommates but visits his family often

//

[arabella-drake-wayne]

OOC // Hate Anons in DC RP Community

Mun here!! I’ve been getting some anons recently that I’ve just been deleting but guys if you’re MAGA, Reform, pro Trump, or racist please leave me the FUCK alone!!!

Yes, I am Indian. I’m proud as fuck of that and my culture!! I used to be so ashamed of it when I was younger and I’d try and find ways to lighten my skin but now I love my culture and my ethnicity so much. I wouldn’t want to be anything else.

Telling people to ‘go back to where they came from’ is 1) out used and 2) fucking stupid. I’ve lived in the UK my whole life, born and raised. My dad and his parents were too. My mother is a first gen immigrant and I LOVE her to bits. She worked hard for her amazing job and even harder to support me in a country with a language she didn’t speak when she first married my dad.

Not that this matters but I’m also not an American citizen (I don’t live in America???). I used American spelling on this account mostly because MY CHARACTER IS AMERICAN!!! She’s using American grammar. Sorry to tell you but Trump is not going to do shit to me.

Death threats are low and so fucking embarrassing for you guys. Threatening someone because of their race??? Guys, come on now… That’s just pathetic. And hiding behind anon is just even more cowardly. If you’re going to be a racist loser at least do it off anon so I can have some respect for you….

- MUN (Xen)

[bunnyinatrenchcoat]

How do I bake two people into fruit cake?

[cecilistired]

not an expert on cannibalism but i'd assume youd put them in the batter somehow.

[flash-forward-in-time]

i am...so tired. i dont know if its lack of food or lack of sleep or both, but i wish to curl up on the floor and not move again

for a while

[cecilistired]

are you okay????

[dctranla]

i just got bit by a fat fucking spider broooo it was purple and shit, anyone know if that means its poisonous??? my arm kinda feeling numb

[cecilistired]

yeah it was probably venomous. you should see someone about that.

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Guys there is. A clown girl of sorts. Outside my window.

What do I do???

Ignore her

Close the blinds

Call for someone

Voting ended onMay 14

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Don’t be shy let her in

[cecilistired]

its how we got giggles. kinda. clown distribution system

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Now who the fuck is giggles?

[cecilistired]

our pet clown.

[gothamcitypolice]

Cramps..? As in.. peroid cramps? Tea's good for peroid cramps, and chocolate.

No, they are not period cramps. They are cramps in my hand. Muscle cramps. Not blood.

Also, I am amab?? I don’t get periods.

…I won’t refuse chocolate, though.

- Officer Hawthorn

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

Eating too many donuts and not getting enough magnesium and potassium huh?

[gothamcitypolice]

Don’t judge my eating habits. This job requires a lot of carbs.

- Officer Hawthorn

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

Nutrition deficiencies are no joke. You’ll have worse than a hand cramp if you keep it up.

[gothamcitypolice]

I’m aware. I eat enough good stuff to not be the nutrient deficient kid I used to be.

- Officer Hawthorn

[cecilistired]

no one eats enough good stuff. eat a banana. and some spinach.

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Guys there is. A clown girl of sorts. Outside my window.

What do I do???

Ignore her

Close the blinds

Call for someone

Voting ended onMay 14

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Don’t be shy let her in

[cecilistired]

its how we got giggles. kinda. clown distribution system

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

The lioness does not concern herself with ‘ethics’ or ‘morals’ or ‘laws’ or questions about ‘missing sheep hearts’

[cecilistired]

does the lioness concern herself with doing the dishes? because its her turn to

[cecilistired]

havent posted in awhile. kai ate my phone during a full moon

[irl-batsignal]

2 reblogs and i push nightwing off this building

[irl-batsignal]

The people have spoken

[waynesnumber1butler]

4 reblogs and I taze mr bat signal

[aguydressedasabat]

opinions on brittle starfish?

It looks like something out of my nightmares. If I saw that in the ocean I’d scream and run away.

//my mild thalassaphobia is KILLING ME after googling that

[kaigineer]

@cecilistired what’s that one ocean spider thing you keep setting as my Lock Screen to scare me? I think Batman would hate that

[cecilistired]

the giant sea spider?

warning: big freaky spider under the cut

you mean this thing?

[luthors-semi-secret-sister]

Must be really shitty living in Gotham…

I mean I had a pen pal from Gotham last year and I’m pretty sure they’ve joined the Scarecrow’s team somehow…

How do I know??? We went from discussing literature to them suddenly asking questions like;

“What’s your biggest fear..?”

“Have you ever gotten a taste of the fear gas? I hear it’s unique…”

Like no. But why the sudden interest, gosh…

Not to mention the letters they sent me have started to smell weird. Like chemicals…?

Is this normal for Gotham people???

[kaigineer]

Idk man it’s pretty normal. My roommate does those stuff all the time and she’s average for Gotham.

[cecilistired]

"shes average for gotham" yeah she also works/worked for scarecrow so theres that

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

H E R M A N

yes That is My Name.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

what are you doing rn?

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Nothing Of Any note

[wayneenterprise-pr]

excellent, where are you?

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

a smal Hole In The Wall diner Where They sell beer for -3$

[wayneenterprise-pr]

...

okay

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

like They Give You 3$ for buying a beer

no Cule Why

[wayneenterprise-pr]

i'd rather not know why

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Oh that place? Isn’t it run by a cult or smth?

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

mh. I Think They Have been Trying to Get Me to Join

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Yeah my roommate’s ex got indoctrinated and was sent to Arkham after trying to do a blood sacrifice

[cecilistired]

you bring her up so much its been like years im fine :(((

[cecilistired]

happy birthday to the rat i share dna with: @belladear

:)

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

Does anyone know how to get in touch with an exorcist? Or a warlock? Preferably the latter. Uh... Asking for a friend.

[cecilistired]

um kinda but shes my ex so only if its an emergency-emergency

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

Does a Wendigo possession count?

[cecilistired]

no clue can you rate it on a scale of "eh its gotham" to "the great demon uprising"

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

Well... The person would rather not become a ravenous, blood thirsty, insatiably hungry, nigh unkillable beast. So...

[cecilistired]

... fine ill call her up

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

Does anyone know how to get in touch with an exorcist? Or a warlock? Preferably the latter. Uh... Asking for a friend.

[cecilistired]

um kinda but shes my ex so only if its an emergency-emergency

[riddlers-assistant-andrew]

Does a Wendigo possession count?

[cecilistired]

no clue can you rate it on a scale of "eh its gotham" to "the great demon uprising"