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idk im 24 and still a paramore fan

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[staticevent]

box buddies

[caralhizada]

[ios10emojis]

[wokeuplaughing]

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

[wokeuplaughing]

quiz: have you thought about kissing the same gender before

me: ya

quiz: have you ever wanted to get romantically involved with the same gender

me: ya

quiz: you are gay

me:

[ninetyfivepercentstress]

just remembered i’m a lesbian. what a relief

[lesbians-harold-deactivated2019]

what if 😳 i tucked a loose strand of your hair💇behind your ear 😳 in the middle of a conversation 😱 (and we were both girls 😥)

[acedious-deactivated20210302]

Jason Derulo falling down the Met Gala stairs

[taemint67-deactivated20190611]

Mmmm whatcha saaaayyyy 🎶

[frogdealer]

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

[sharkboykdn]

No

[bangedupprincess-deactivated202]

Help m e

[adampaloian]

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

this guy works on spongebob

[firekill1015]

SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY

[starsberrisnunicorns]

This story is TOO wild....

[fromchicago1]

Yooooooooooooo I’m 💀

[forgotten-sea-god]

[gasmeros]

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

[gascreates]

[feministism]

[theivorytowercrumbles]

“Best friend” is a weird way to say married, but I did enjoy Captain Marvel a lot.

[dealanexmachina]

It was during the 90s during the height of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, okay?

[khalifaziz]

That is…honestly the best explanation Ive had for coding them as a couple but not openly saying it

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“This is my Gal Pal who is raising my daughter with me and stays over at my house and who had her entire past erased from her mind and yet somehow I was one of only two people she managed to hang onto any real memories of because her feelings for me are that strong”

[anoriginalblog]

They must be super best friends!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LIVE IN GAL PALS :D

[anoriginalblog]

JUST TWO GALS BEING PALS!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ENJOYING THE SINGLE LIFE

[theheartspeaksloudest]

TOGETHER!!!

[a-neutral-good-virgo-deactivate]

oh yes, they seem to be very good friends :)))

[disquietiswhatitis]

Carol Danvers, at the Avengers compound, thinking DADT is still in effect: Maria was my…roommate.

Peter, Shuri, all other millenials within earshot: Oh my god they were roommates.

[castrel64]

Hey guys I found a picture of Ampharos sitting down last night and I’m losing my fucking mind

FUCKING ASTOUNDING

[sensicalabsurdities]

@ozzyozmcozman

[angelicbreadroll]

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

[bosmerbutt]

[carnationinstantbutch]

*X-files theme*

[hotvampireadjacent]

*x files theme but played on a lute*