Rotating Pirate Majima In My Mind

Heyo! Just a gamer who studied rocks for four years in colleg on the side. Be prepared for Shitposting and wrestling spam.

[kaikaithecat]

Me: :(

*thinks of my friends*

Me: :)

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[friendly-jester]

khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

[mickysmansion]

jack: i am trying to escape confrontation with my biggest enemy while also attempting to kill him

will: i am trying to save my fiancée from getting hanged so i'm chasing a man for his weird ass compass to make a deal with a fancy ass man. i also need to save my father from his curse

elizabeth: the fancy ass man's deal will only save jack and not my fiancé so i need to escape and dress up like a man to get to tortuga and find him

pintel and ragetti subplot:

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[despazito]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

hey guys feeling demotivated so im making a note challenge!!

1 note: I quit being a sheriff

10 notes: I start a rebellion

100 notes: I take over the dynasty

1,000 notes: I start the first golden age of China

1,000,000,000 notes: idk I seduce qsh or something you guys let me know

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

new dynasty new me 😎

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

[qin-shi-huang-di]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[theadhdgoblin]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[bimmyjimmy]

Digging through the files for baby bimmy videos…. He was so skrunkly

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used bapkin

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cats are constantly just doing whatever the fuck

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[thememedaddy]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household