disconcerting vibes

kai / bird || 25 || they / them | he / him | she / her

[pilferedinstagram]

[birds-in-posts]

California quail (Callipepla californica)

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[stitchposts]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

[horrorfilmgifs]

The Lost Boys (1987)

[sporesgalaxy]

they should invent a my brain that isnt. so scared

[endlace]

shrimp colors this shrimp colors that, nobody ever appreciates BIRD colors

[endlace]

birds have one more cone than us that is UV sensitive, and drab or monocolor birds have hidden colors and patterns we can't see

[endlace]

lots of birds straight up glow under UV

[square-r00t]

[bugkeeping]

boopie….

[ammnontet]

the killer

[260khorsepower]

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged