My personal trash dump

Call me Kai. Pronouns: They/them, He/him main account: @Kai-strophics kinda just reblog my own stuff and occasionally put in some random shit.

[yourfriendphoenix]

Hello Tumblr today I bring dragons for my parents. Tomorrow? Who knows

[kais-brainrot]

Playing toys with them, they're on a picnic now

[kais-brainrot]

Playing EVIL TOYS with them, they're IN HELL

[7thunder0]

[dreadwedge]

For sale. baby shoes. just hatched. bonded pair. you will need to feed them shoe formula for the first month. adult shoes eat their young so i need to get rid of these asap. I was going to foster the cloglets myself until they're old enough to walk but I can't take it any more. the shoe mother is confined to my spare room and keeps peeing on my blankets. you can hear her pacing in circles at all hours except if the babies are loud enough that she can hear them through the wall. Then she gets weirdly silent. Like a predator. I don't like thinking about her that way. It's making me hate her. It's making me hate the pet I've had since childhood. I should have gotten her spayed years ago. I should have known better than to let her outside when I knew how many feral, masculine uggs there were in on the streets. But she loved the sunlight and it felt cruel to keep a sandal indoors. And my ex always talked down to me about how bad outdoor shoes are for local wildlife. So I let her outside to spite him and she came home pregnant and now I have nightmares about her eating her children. About her eating my own child. I fear I'll never be able to look at her the same way again. When she licks me, I wonder if she likes how I taste. My Flopsy. Her babies are innocents. Pure soles. Cherish them. Give the love I can no longer provide for my own pet. And for god's sake, get your shoes castrated. They are size 3.

[bronzeplates]

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

No quote, only a compilation of grian's sprites

This is the new alighment chart. Reply in the notes your alighment, im top right

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

I JUST GOT BACK HOME AND THIS IS WHAT I MCFUCKIN SEE

SHUT UP ABOUT GRIAN'S THICC AND JUICY ASS!!!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!

(but at the same time if someone wanna ruin my day and draw that 👀)

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

I CANT STAND THIS FUCKING FANDOM!!! IF I SEE THICC GRIAN AGAIN I WILL BREAK THAT TWINK LIKE A KITKAT!!!

[chromations]

FUN FACT!!! GRIAN IS ACTUALLY STRONG. HES STRON G FOR A TINY THICC LAD

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

MY RAGE IS STRONGER!!!!

[mystilotls]

for your information, he is a twunk with thiccness

[resiclury]

He THICC irl too

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

[chromations]

ok but did we forget how strong grian is? hes pretty buff and he can punch hard.

im not joking, he got a highscore in a strength game and beat everyone by a lot

[shadeswift99]

I can't find it right now but one of my favorite video clips is Doc losing his mind over Grian beating that strength game 😆

[danielnoirsmurderr]

Does this make Grian an Instagram thot or.....?

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

NONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mystilotls]

ITS THICC GRIAN TUESDAY EVERYONE

[detroitbecomeyhs]

IT CAME BACK

[shadeswift99]

THICC GRIAN TUESDAY

[iceagebaby]

EVEN MORE CANNON

T H I C C

[silver-embersss]

GOD DAMM ITS TUESDAY AGAIN

[yourfriendphoenix]

@kai-strophics guess what day it is ^_^

[kais-brainrot]

ITS BEEN 6 YEARS LEAVE ME BE

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[fishymari]

yo can we turn this into a tag game? Like image urself and the concept you would become ^_^

Id be like escapism or smth 🤔🤔🥹🥹

@bu0yants @spr1nklzzzz @nyx-is-very-tired @woahlookatthatcoolbird + open tags ^_^

[pinkgoatgirl]

i’d totally be laughter 💪💪(waoww pinkie pie core)

@holidaygirl12251 @simonsjohnny @rabbiidrabbiits @theworldrevolvving @sharxxybaitxdd @fawnii-222 @nicoissucks616 + open tags!!! ^^

[fawnii-222]

I think i would be like the word sparkle or ethereal or smth :3

@hummingkittiz @yuuuna-is-iconic @ccinamonlipsies @mysacredsanctuary + open tags!!

[mysacredsanctuary]

i was thinking i’d maybbb be soggy cereal 🤔

@cherrydovvie @cupidl0v3rr @vincian4 @m6lancholiaa @overusedtropelover + open tags !!

[overusedtropelover]

the first taste of a mango or book pages 🕯️

@coconutglaze @lumineintheabyss @girlhood-is-peak @persephonewiththepomegranates @documentia @rachybear1234 + anyone who wants to join!

[documentia]

the aftertaste of a blueberry + kiwi galaxy drink in a starbucks cup by the beach @whimsyinwarfare @estoniandeer + anybody who sees this

[whimsyinwarfare]

I love this concept and I am totally in the same boat and would rather be perceived as an abstract concept than a person at this moment in my life lol.

I think I’d be a colorful newly built two story house with a bright red roof, with old musty clocks covering all of the walls, the only light comes from the open windows

@lexisrants @k4enobi @goldendaysforever @angiesbed @angelsblogs @ramonasinacoma and anybody else that sees :D

[lexisrants]

i think as a concept I’d be analog horror, speficially Doctor Nowhere’s, or those pastel artworks with swirly lines and unblended lineart

@frogsoncocaine @me-iggg @blackboxwarrior-guy @buck3ttt @ri0t0nlin3 @thetendolla

[thetendolla]

I would probably be the scent of wet dog God Bless Felan

@genuine-tea-addict @pixel8tedfaygo @catbatliy @cupcroco @ I’m shitting right now so I’m not focusing on tags

[happy2bhardc0re]

Wat does this mean

I would be Ummm. Um. Grape faygo smel mixxed with sand at the beach amd weed no this isn’t Gamzee related no no it iisnt

@squari5x6 @dr4gon-the-creature @meowchelle16

Open tags

[squari5x6]

uhhhh the smell of weed (yummers) with likeeeeee wet dog and a weird lil mix of the smell after the rain

and the taste of like goldfish, paper and pennies

T R AN S PA R E N T V I B R A N T G R E E N

@dragonindex5 @echo-the-cindwu @melonmard @nerilefou <-(for sillys) and @roseyahhhh [if you’re cool with it] + open tags

[roseyahhhh]

the taste of cold pudding maybe

or just the smell of a candle

or just. maybe just a candle

i dont think i understand the assignment here

@t-ired-t-renchcoat @dawnshockanddarkcrash @arcane-acid @sirdragonwyrm @moldybloom @wordswithoutmeaningwithoutwords + open tags

[moldyreblogzthings]

pencil shavings or like those gross old ticket stubs people want to keep

@aerofishh @retrocrayons

[retrocrayons]

Dude I don’t freaking know :P

sparkly eyeshadow or CRAYONS that are the old kind from 2010s

@dailydoseoffanfics @1rae1 @astarrel @ifeelpissed @just-your-average-enigma @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @1m-g0nn4-3xpl0d3 @floofboistudios @neusland @kilikesmilktea @synonymroll2121 and OPEN TAGS!!!!!! :3

[just-your-average-enigma]

I love this and already percieve myself like this internally in a way

I’m the void / the abyss overall

I’m a place that seems miserable and lonely but if you pull back the curtain you see little floating lights in the dark. The place that isn’t so lonely, in the simplest way I can put it without it being a full poem

Overall, anyway. I also write lots of poetry about this subject

Tags:

@doblesoul @r1neatswalls @tododgedroplets @borealismage

[r1neatswalls]

a black couch that has a spot that looks white because its a white kitty’s favorite spot to lay :3

@a-fandom-loving-rat-here, @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239, @lilicuzi, @littlebiterbeetle, @flyingducksoup

[snakebird928]

The tastes of a fresh bag of caramel corn :]

@chickpeathecat @yourfriendphoenix @thecouncilofdumdums @mistof0les @onealonelynumber open tags :D

[yourfriendphoenix]

Im the flavor of cotton candy you just got from a festival

@kai-strophics

[kais-brainrot]

I'm gonna become the General concept of celestial and gothic imagery :]

[weirdplutoprince]

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

[kais-brainrot]

@yourfriendphoenix

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[kais-brainrot]

Ok i might try make another fish fit bc its been a while.. any theme prompts?

(Also i tried making one yesterday but it was so dogshit i had to jump ship dhjfkg im struggling for inspo)

Yessss YESS!!

First thing I thought of (while having breakfast (just now (yes I know its 12 I wake up late))) is a design based off of tangerines, the ones that come in the minxy little red fishnets at the store lmfao

Also oooh what was the theme for yesterday's one?

[kai-strophics]

Sir William from the Pilot ep of the Owl house in my style ✨

[kai-strophics]

Sir William from the Pilot ep of the Owl house in my style ✨

[imflyingfish]

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[emiett]

A zine I made as an example for my kids comic class

[kai-strophics]

Art Fight

An art gifting game

Art fight time :]

(Pfp art by @yourfriendphoenix)

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try