[thevilesnail]

reread the N25 main story and lowkey she clocked their shit bro drew this is MS paint with my mouse lol

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[infiniteoro]

i love domestic mzen

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[infamousnic]

Friends and I did a screen cap redraw of the infamous (heh) fishman island cap. Check my bsky if you wanna see a wall of them haha

[mandoshk]

Based on the School AU by @ama-ded

And at the same time: what might have been happening simultaneously

[scramratz]

im always afraid someones gonna talk to me

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[bathroomcube]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[charl0ttan]

no nuance which beatle got pregnant first

john

paul

flingo

george

Voting ended onJun 7, 2025

[pjackk]

I;m to hi

[pjackk]

Ohh its baby flingo

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[ashes2caches]

transfem princess who likes to brag about the size of her penis to all of her maids. the maids have watched her shower enough times to know very well that she’s working with a one incher.

[the-tamamoland-of-ill-omen]

[zeelatunes]