It Rhymes with "Limeade"

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[your-uncle-iroh]

I was at the market today and a young man was very rude to the tea vendor. He said the tea was "just hot leaf water." Then proceded to laugh at the vendor.

He is correct. It is hot leaf water. And the leaves matter. And the temperature of the water matters. And the vessel you drink it from matters. And who you share it with matters most of all.

Everything is "just" something, if you are determined to miss the point.

[muffinlance]

Uncle stop vaguing me

[enslavedbyfaeries]

Paper: Arches 100% cotton cold press

Brushes: Escoda Optimo liner/ Silver Black Velvet rounds/ Isabey mop

Paint: Sennelier/ Schmincke/ Poems About You

[renvri]

ohhhh I love you, twilight princess

(now available as a print!)

[superdaisypowerhour]

integra looking heinkel in the eye and telling her "light me" is so fucking crazy. like imagine getting outdyked like that in front of all your coworkers AND your girlfriend??? you put a gun to this womans head and she pulls out a cigarillo and says "light me" and then goes "im leaving, if thats a problem, shoot me" and then you not only light her cigarillo you dont shoot her??? crazy. sir integra is a fuckin x man and her mutant powers are The Unparalleled Audacity of English Nobility and Lezdomming The Fuck out of people.

[pokekmonsters]

You know this is how it went down

[pokekmonsters]

You know this is how it went down

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[anik]

i love this guy

[zmpl]

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[doggirl-girlcock]

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

[thornbriar]

I’ve wanted to see this idea but after the more recent trends I finally said “fine I’ll do it myself” and have Pascal dressed as Pauline from Super Mario series as they share the same English VA

2nd one is without one of the lighting effects.

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[breelandwalker]

adding my energy to this since i recently got a new job with a similar increase in annual salary

[simplebanana]

Unleash

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK