Kal-El★

R I.P. HEIMDALL ODINSON ???-9.11.2022 🥀 R.I.P Рыба Фугу Буберчик 11.9.2022-14.11.2022 🥀 —24.05 🇵🇱— the most multi-fandom guy you can find, ISTP, genuinely grew up on Assassin's Creed, fastest fingers in Wild West

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I want a Roman GoW idk about Roman Empire maybe, same as I want an AC about Babylon.

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I just returned to Rivals after fully skipping season 8, returned just yesterday, wasn't getting any news about the game obviously because I abandoned it, and when I saw Gambit's new skin... My bank card nearly got sucked into the PS. (Because he's my main, and he got stuck in the Ezio copycat skin for 2 season since I mained him) my honest reaction: (with ost of my thoughts at the sight of it)

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OMG, been scrolling through concepts of Deimos, and saw that in oje of his concepts, the shoulder armor looks just like Ares'! (But with one head) A cool detail, ig.

I honestly love GoW concept so very much, all characters look so much scarier in them, as if it's a horror game

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uh, one more Ares's portrait, he is somewhere between 15 and 45 and I guess that's the vibe!

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I'M LICKING MY SCREEN RN, THIS IS GORGEOUS?!??!?!?

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I'm now thinking about making a plasticine figure of Ares someday, it'll be difficult, but I'll probably make it at winter because plasticine melts as summer.

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uh, one more Ares's portrait, he is somewhere between 15 and 45 and I guess that's the vibe!

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I'M LICKING MY SCREEN RN, THIS IS GORGEOUS?!??!?!?

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Assassin's Creed II (2009) dev. Ubisoft

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OH SHIT. I just realised for how long I've actually known GoW's Ares without actually knowing him, so, it started in 2015:

And I first saw Ares in GoW 3, I REMEMBER THIS MOMENT CLEARLY, when my dad was playing it on PS3, and during the Tomb of Ares moment I was watching, I asked: "Who's the giant beneath the ice?" He just said "Idk" I swear I even had a dream about him later if I remember correctly but still without a vivid knowledge of his appearance, it wasn't so visible under ice. And only in 2024 end I started getting hooked onto GoW, starting with GoW 2018, then Ragnarök (in 2025 end I think) then GoW 3 Remastered at 2026 Christmas and I think I really learned about his existence since 9th February 2025 on some morning when I was scrolling through GoW wiki. Lol.

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I can't describe how much I aprecciate Edward's new face in AC BFR, he looks like teenager now ❤️❤️❤️ so sweet :] he's Eddy now. Compared to the Edward in original who looked like a clay figure, looking this one I can at least say that he's 22 not 40 or smth

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Told u I'll make him

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Damn this WC got me interested in soccer, gonna make a plasticine figure of Haaland someday. (Argentine will win)

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Yesterday, I finally played the 6.6 story, it was pure peak, I almost didn't skip dialogues (because Sumeru writing is fire), and took like 156 screenshots. What can I say... Now I like Dottore, and I absolutely agree that he and Feofan are canon.

(Actually I liked Dottore since 2023 just didn't feel like it, and before Lohen's release I seriously thought that he's one of segments ☠️ holy larp larp larp sahur)

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I nearly forgot that the Evillious Chronicles exist... Was a fan once. Btw Margarita, Nemesis and Banica are so me tbh! (Sloth, Wrath and Glutonny)

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Why tf does this happen in AC???

When you're calmly parkouring through the city, you're doing it like a master, just flawless, smooth parkour, once any chase mission starts, that's it, it's not you parkouring like an idiot, the character is a dumbass, you're looking 1cm to the right, your character jumps into complete ass, you forget literally everything as if you hold the gamepad for the first time, you start mashing random buttons!!! (Once I chased Francesco de Pazzi like that for 5 minutes straight, mashing square and circle to kill him, Ezio freaking reacted to circle, tackled him and... they just stood up and the hunt went one, 5 more minutes spent until Ezio finally heard me pleading to use the Hidden Blade, and I went through the flag chase in Venice only after 10th try, it pissed me off, basically nearly every single chase mission in AC2 didn't last less than a minute for me) Or that's just a skill issue 🫩✌️

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I decided to make a list of everything I've ever played:

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On PS (3, 4): Mortal Kombat 9 (PS3), Need For Speed Rivals (PS3), AC I (PS3), AC II (PS3), AC III (PS3), GTA V (PS3), Batman Arkham City (PS3), AC Rogue (PS3), AC IV (PS3), Batman: Return to Arkham (PS4), AC Valhalla (PS4), MK11 (PS4), GoW 2018 (PS4), Batman: Arkham Knight (PS4), GoW Ragnarök (PS4, played the story 3 times!), Horizon: Zero Dawn (still hasn't finished it, I didn't like it), Marvel's Spider-Man (also played the story 3 times, I'm simping over Martin Li), GTA V (PS4), TLOU 1 Remastered & 2 (PS4), Marvel's GOTG (PS4, absolutely loved that game, played the story 3 times), AC Unity (PS4), AC Origins (PS4, 150+ hours in it!), AC Odyssey (PS4, 90+ hours in it, I liked it more than Origins for some reasons), AC Mirage (PS4), The Witcher 3 (PS4), GoW III Remastered (PS4), AC III Remastered (PS4), AC Ezio Collection (currently on AC2 chapter 12, I already know the story because I've read AC Renaissance before the game), Marvel Rivals (PS4), Genshin Impact (PS4, unfortunately started playing it in 2022)

PC: There's not as many games, NFS:MW, Minecraft, Genshin (moved to PC because it's taking too much storage on PS4), HSR (started in 27.09.23), SoDOff (a goated game, still playing it sometimes, also I'm not a less fan of HTTYD as I'm a fan of AC, i rewatched the movies around 100 times and RTTE about 3 times), Hades (occasionally playing it)

That's it... I'm not playing on PC too much, I'm too lazy to turn it on for some reason

Mobile: Balatro, Titan Uprising, Rise of Berk, Brawl Stars, Viking Rise, Block Blast, PJSK, CRK, HSR, Wild Craft (also a goated game but updates ruined it), GoW Ghost of Sparta, and that's also the end of the list...

All games go to PS, yeah... I've also watched plenty movies and shows, but the list is too giant to recount, and I can't remember more than half of anything I watched. :(

Edited: If someone would want to play with me once upon a time, dr me, I'll gladly give my UID or anything

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Ezio. Is. Ready.

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HEY I started making a plasticine figure of Ezio, ACTUALLY I'm making it for almost a month now because I'm too lazy at weekends and got a lot of job, and I want to start making Edward Kenway because of Black Flag Remake (it's AMAZING btw I watched the overview for an entire day) BEFORE finishing Ezio. I also wanted to re-make every assassin figure that I have (they're around 10 years old or more) like Connor, Ezio and Edward and also try Haytham. But I think I won't make these soon, unless I play Ezio trilogy and AC III remastered again and then Black Flag Remake.