Kaleidoscope Kai

Hi, I'm Kai (they/them pls)! 26. selling original art every week on ebay! comms open Free palestine.

[party-cat-anthem]

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

[annikathewitch]

Okay, as much as I love Rocky extending Grace's life without telling him, consider: Rocky *does* tell Grace, Grace just then somehow manages to like. Horrendously misinterpret what the treatment is actually for. Like.

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?

Rocky: ???

[pig-lota]

Eridian doctor: this treatment will increase your bone density to prevent them breaking

Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good

Grace: sounds good to me!

One modification to the LPR5 gene later

Grace falls off a cliff

Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???

Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement

They add more salt or something to the water in his enclosure so that he can still swim comfortably despite the increased density.

[hapalopus]

Hey, don't kill yourself. We gotta be alive in 2061

[parsleysagerosemarytimemachine]

For those not well-versed on apparent magnitude (lower/ negative appears brighter), this would make it brighter than all but two stars in the night sky.

[analogdelight]

As much as I love the Transfem Parker Renaissance, J. Jonah Jameson would not be a #wokeally. That man is a reactionary conservative.

[kayla-denker]

One of the things the MCU did right was making him very obviously that Universe's Alex Jones.

Like, yeah, that is literally what he is. That man would not even be the pretend "woke liberal ally" that people are making him. That man would be calling Petra Parker slurs and ranting about how "Spider MAN is part of the woke agenda to trans all our kids!"

[kayla-denker]

J. J. Jameson would be pedojacketing Spider Woman, hard.

[redstonedust]

your blorbos don't have to be romantic to love each other (#platonic love wins) but also they don't have to love each other to be romantic. ship those characters as a loveless marriage. make their feelings tragically one-sided with no hope of change. put them in a dead end relationship that they both know needs to end but neither are willing to admit it yet. more bad ships forever. its enrichment for me.

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[pissvortex]

Donald Trump has now resorted to using Deltarune music for instagram propaganda

[socialistexan]

This apart of a strategy the white house comms team uses, btw. They intentionally take music or art from artists who they know are left-of-center to try to get them to object. They then use that objection as proof of "the woke left censoring them" to get attention to their posts. If the artist doesn't fall for the bait and stays silent they can pretend the artists approved and agree with them.

It's an administration made up of 4chan trolls. Ragebaiting as a political tactic.

SZA Calls Out White House For 'Rage Baiting Artists For Free Promo'

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[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[chunkysoup22]

[kudo-i-guess]

they're divorced. they weren't even married. this isn't romantic. they're definitely not platonic. they're cinematic parallels. they are fighting the narrative. they slowly built their relationship. they rely and trust each other. they were aggressively thrown into this. they want to bite each other's head off. they kill for each other. they live for each other. they should kiss. they would put each other in a blender. they're insane. they don't even realise. they're fully aware it.

[ego-similis-testudines]

It's seriously fucked up that there's no way to speak frankly with a professional about suicidal thoughts without the looming threat of involuntary institutionalization and, by extension, psychiatric abuse. How, exactly, are suicidal people supposed to be aided in not feeling suicidal if they aren't allowed to safely express it through what are supposed to be the appropriate channels?

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[tlirsgender]

Crazy unresolved sexual tension is more fun to write than "normal sex" to me. What is sex? Some naked bullshit. I want to see them writhing in their self made purgatories. THAT'S horny

[tlirsgender]

The sexual tension is "resolved" when one of them cums in their pants and gets really embarrassed

[elementic-symphony]

Flustered Froggy

I was able to just fit all ten photos in

[zedotagger]

Bamboo forest.

Process: https://bsky.app/profile/zedotagger.bsky.social/post/3mq7ppmjeys2y

[mrgdmmrgdm]

A strange day in the Late Cretaceous

[twinkprison]

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

[twinkprison]

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it