What A Nerd

fandom blog swinging wildly between my obsessions. mainly an untamed blog rn. I also post my original and fanfiction stories here. ao3 is gracefanfiction

[backpackingspace]

Hey yall stop coming into my inbox asking for money. Very sorry for your various plights. Shit is fucked everywhere right now and I'm sorry I cannot help but I actually have literally no money myself

[catilinas]

xue yang 🫱 🫲 jin guangyao

unfortunately they can’t be shaking hands because this post is about how they both had their right arm cut off. #handtheory

[catilinas]

i just think it’s neat how they are both positioned as authors who orchestrate very particular narratives around themselves, and then they both get their right hands cut off at the moment when they are usurped as author / lose control of those narratives. i just think it’s neat!

[sajdd]

mark for absolutely no reason: hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to my new movie project where we have our new set design known as the Torment Nexus where i will get rattled around in a metal tube and drown in gallons of blood not because im a masochist but because i want to see if my body can take it

[mellkellyismyhero]

haymitch: love is love <3

clerk carmine: yeah, but not your love. get AWAY from my niece.

[everdeensmellark]

sunrise on the reaping raises an incredibly important ethical question: how many generations does it take to erase history, to the point of blind, unquestioning acceptance?

i fear the answer is far fewer than any of us are comfortable with.

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[liberalsarecool]

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[backpackingspace]

Me: through tears and gritted teeth: why the fucking fuck is flying still so painful!!! Its been over a year!! My lungs are getting better!!!

Me: with actual sevre asthma:

The several articles going into how flying with asthma is actually really hard and painful and something you should be clearing with your doctor first:

Me: oh.

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[digitaldiscipline]

i have had the biggest, most obnoxious craving for salads and lettuce on sandwiches since this news dropped, istg

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him in a wrong way...

[pizzapasta23045]

Eridian welcoming committee try to be more clear❤️

[weaponizedducks]

my attempt at the EWC!

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[laferrassie]

i'm a taumoeba-slurry-nasogastric-tube truther. with how disgusting the taumoeba is and the weakness and starvation of it all i get the feeling they'd agree to at least try it after a miserable while. it makes more sense than just chucking it back up for months. by no means entirely safe to use but maybe a piece of equipment left over from the breeding tanks. or maybe the lab just has a handy supply of assorted tubing for big science reasons. don't worry about it. rocky helps insert it because of course.