Ya que el lunes me toca regresar a chambear hice unos Serizawas lo más rápido que pude

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
almost home
Mike Driver
todays bird
Today's Document

No title available

ellievsbear
No title available

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
h
Sweet Seals For You, Always

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

Origami Around
Noah Kahan
The Stonewall Inn

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Norway

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Malta
seen from France

seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Togo
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Colombia
@kalething
Ya que el lunes me toca regresar a chambear hice unos Serizawas lo más rápido que pude
Begging you to please post the reigen edit you have of him to nails, hair, hips, heels it’s been one of my favorite edits and it doesn’t load properly on Twitter anymore so I can’t show people 😭
ask and u shall receive
Day 5: Food
This one's very rushed, sorry, lol. Hope the sibling havers can relate to this one
[ID: A Mob Psycho 100 comic. Reigen holds Sakurai's bottle of cursed cologne and forcefully says "Quit traumadumping in #General" to Sakurai, who looks comically stunned and bewildered. End ID]
( ID by @ nebulations <3 )
One thing I really appreciate with Mob Psycho is whenever some absolute wide-scale esper bullshit ends up on the news, ONE is always sure to include a panel showing all the trending online responses that are like “Lame” “Stupid” “Seems fake” “I could take him”
Toichiro Suzuki leader of the world’s most dangerous terrorist organization has hacked the airwaves and declared total war on all existence and we are still over here glancing at Twitter which is full of people going “This guy seems like a loser.” “Fake.”
Reigen’s whole involvement in the season 1 Claw arc is extremely funny on its own but I’ve decided it’s funniest of all from Teru’s POV.
This man shows up to the cell you’re being detained and Kageyama addresses him as master. Kageyama is already the person Teru holds in highest regard of anyone he’s ever met, and now that boy’s master has walked in the door.
What’s more, Kageyama’s master has entirely fooled the 7th Division of Claw into thinking he is Claw’s boss. Was this high level mind control? Or is Kageyama’s master just an unmatched genius?
This man then scolds Kageyama for using his powers against people (and that’s part of the philosophy that changed Teru’s life! Echoed right back at them.) But! The circumstances were dire! They NEEDED to fight to survive.
And Kageyama’s master seems to understand this. He apologizes to Mob. He then turns on the Claw upper echelon members and scolds them, and fells two of them without even using his powers, which is also in line with the philosophy even if the drop-kick seemed a little violent…
But unfortunately, they don’t listen to reason. They escalate with their psychic powers and the fight is ON.
Sure, Kageyama’s master keeps insisting the kids NOT fight, but Teru is pragmatic! Claw won’t listen! The kids need to fight! KAGEYAMA needs to fight!
But his master keeps refusing. He tells Kageyama to run away. And at that moment one of the Claw members slices Kageyama’s master in half.
And this is bad, this is bad, surely—except, wait. Kageyama’s master stands right back up. He’s fine. He’s more than fine—he’s ANNOYED.
And, one can only assume this is because the master has decided to get serious. Because without breaking a sweat. Without lifting a finger. Without even showing a hint of aggression, he disarms every single Claw terrorist.
And WHILE he’s doing this? He’s yelling at them to grow up! Get a job! Stop being delusional idiots!! One Claw member asks if the master is telling them to go back to being commoners and the master says “No you idiot, you’ve been commoners this entire time. I’M A COMMONER, and I’m more powerful than you, so fucking tell me what that makes you.”
And all the while he’s wielding godlike power like it’s nothing. And Teru is listening to the origin of Mob’s “Our powers don’t make us special. We’re all commoners actually.” philosophy that altered Teru’s life. Right from the source. The master I s yelling about it passionately while disarming elite terrorists with his pinky finger.
So OF COURSE, NATURALLY, this is the man worthy of being Kageyama’s master. Teru understands entirely! This genius of infinite power who could fell nations but instead lives humbly and respectfully as a common man, because even the most elite psychics are not better than anyone else.
I think Teru went home with a new idol crafted in his eyes and Reigen went home going “what the fuck was all that? Well anyway I don’t have Mob’s powers anymore so it doesn’t matter. Why can I see this ghost.”
And this is actually all very unfortunate if Mob, Ritsu, and Teru all hang out. Because Mob will be like “Oh Master Reigen did something really cool today” *proceeds to describe something really lame* and Teru will be nodding and agreeing and hanging on with rapt attention and thinking “Well that all sounds really lame actually but I understand Kageyama is humbly downplaying the accomplishments of his great master.” and Ritsu will be mentally stabbing himself with a spoon.
Also the next time Teru hears anything about this man is when Reigen is being brutally canceled on Twitter for being a fake psychic.
And like. Teru definitely saw Reigen obliterate black holes with the sweep of his hand. That is a thing Reigen did that Teru witnessed. Among other things. Which weren't fake because you Do Not defeat the Claw 7th Division by faking your power.
And yet rather than prove his infinite powers, which exist because Teru saw them, Reigen is choosing to just sit there like 😒 in front of all the microphones while getting executed at the altar of public opinion over livestream and this has to be... like a plan of some kind... Kageyama's Great Master must have some great vision... for getting canceled on Twitter.
The next next time Teru sees Reigen is when Teru volunteers to fill Mob's position at work for a day.
And Teru is probably pretty excited at the prospect of working closely with Master Reigen for a day and seeing up close the marvel of this man who Kageyama studies under every day.
Except then Reigen spends the entire afternoon spinning around in his spinny chair and also giving a pair of 14-year-old girls romantic advice like... for some reason........
This is what really happened during the world domination arc trust me
Mob Psycho is so firmly of the philosophy, “If you are in possession of great power— 1) that does not make you more important than anyone else, and 2) it is your inherent responsibility to NOT use that power to harm others.”
But the best part—the BEST PART— about it is they DONT do it in a coy way like “you are so cool 🥺🥺🥺 and amazing 🤩🤩🤩 and fascinating with your power but…! Alas…! 😔😔😔 God’s coolest soldiers must bear the burden of using power responsibly…! You must in fact bear the great burden and be the coolest and specialist protagonist of the world silently…!”
Mob Psycho doesn’t fuck with that. Mob Psycho goes “What do you MEAN you’re a grown adult running around in a fucking costume hurting other people and talking about how powerful you are? Are you TWELVE? Are you an INFANT? Are you an emotionally stunted TODDLER? We’re embarrassed for you. Literally everyone here is embarrassed for you. I called all my friends and they’re embarrassed for you. Stop trying to take over the world and go apply for a customer service job so maybe you can contribute literally anything to society.”
5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right
Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:
This is a given.
If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.
If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.
Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.
If it ends in 5 or 0.
If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.
No shortcut. Alas.
Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)
Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.
If it ends in 0.
Actually, there is a shortcut for multiples of 7, but it’s not as straightforward:
Multiply the final digit by 2, then subtract that from the other digits
For example, 7 x 43 =301 , split off the final digit to get 30 and 1. Multiply 1 by 2, then calculate 30 - 2 =28 , which is a multiple of seven. Much like the multiples of 3, this process is recursive!
Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.
I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
????
Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
Team 7 Modern AU 🏫📚
Contacts? where
It was actually a color and face study but naruto and sakura had to be drawn soooo
I retouched this old drawing I made a while ago (I fixed the wonky architecture and changed Minato's hair) and added the background the original pencil drawing had.
Not sure whether I like the garden background more than the white one (I think the white background is more "dramatic", but I do like how much fuller this one feels), but I wanted to finish the original idea, even 6 years later xD
kagebros had fun working with the colors on this one im not that good at drawing kids though so they kinda look older here HAHAH