who even am i?

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[kalewazowski]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

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it's fun

[evilbuildingsblog]

Epstein & Ghislaine at Queen Elizabeth’s log cabin (confirmed by BBC to be same cabin). Using this sub as an outlet since r/pics and any news sub won’t let it stay up. Actual real life evilbuilding

[kalewazowski]

happy new years

[kalewazowski]

a collection of drunk selfies

[kalewazowski]

a collection of drunk selfies

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

the more i know the more i realize the less i know the better

[heartstoppercomic]

[everyonesastar13]

This is everything

[andyxguzman]

I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful

[negatheimpmon9508]

“wow your ex sounds like a fucking asshole!!”

i love this

[ravenbirde]

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tulipfarm]

niallofficial i think i was born around this time of the morning..so like 8:15/8:30am

       serenaasvedka you were born at 8:04. You Missed it already.

               niallofficial @serenaasvedka how do u know that

[autoneurotic]

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

[icbiwf]

your fave is problematic: yourself

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

[kieren-fucking-walker]

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

[mjalti]

@minors be vicious & unforgiving in whom you cut contact with online!!! do it relentlessly!!! you shouldn’t have a 30 year old hounding you on why you unfollowed them, you aren’t obligated to “"keep up”“ with people 2x 3x your own age!!!! if u see something resembling a red flag, welcome the block button’s presence!! protect your peace!

[memewhore]