noodle up you unfunny fucks

kennedy/25/demisexual horse blog is bays-are-better

[transgirl-link]

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

[transgirl-link]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[spiritblossomed]

ALRIGHT, one more time

hades, 2020 ( supergiant ) 

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

“ur so quiet”

bro i lost all my communication skills

[thisblogdeactivated]

remember when tik tok was just a song by ke$ha

[toastbutteregg]

[random-jot]

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

[meowtalhead]

[kanadian-bacon]

i literally apologized yesterday!!

[kanadian-bacon]

pray for me

i made plans i dont want to keep

[grimelords]

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

[37q-archive]

its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[aleshakills]

How did they find the worst audio ever made

[trans-mouse]

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

[ottermatopoeia]

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

[shaggor]

did I mention I HATE the deep roads

[turnways]

[bloodwrit]

In the name of Hades, I accept this Mantle! 

[wilwheaton]

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[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[knottahooker]

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD

[altruistech-deactivated20240608]

Eventually some redneck is going to be the reason why an emergency drone wasn't able to provide emergency assistance.

And it's quite possible that they could cost a life.

The internet likes to joke, but there are serious implications to hating on tech constantly and never talking about the good it can do.

These ignorant people are only exposed to drones violating privacy, they don't even consider that there's good being done.. again, because you're too busy making Terminator jokes.

[systlin]

You didn’t have to absolutely deepthroat the boot like that, man.

[miamicommune]

the police: *spy on people using loopholes in surveillance law*

@altruistech: actually theoretically it could have medical implications in the future :/

[pileofknives]

Lady in the back has that shit cocked and ready to fire

[bonerboyy420]

the sequel

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Unless the drone is flying high enough to be in federal airspace, which is 400 feet, that counts as trespassing. And in ohio you are allowed to use basic force to keep someone off your property (ex beer bottles.) These people have the right to throw their beer bottles at the police drones.

[lastvalyrian]

is an emergency drone gonna give me cpr what does that even mean

[unrelatedwaffle]

pig murder drone WAS gonna save your life but now it thinks it'll just shoot you, you ungrateful little shits

[kanadian-bacon]

are you STILL in that relationship

Yes, I think it will be my last relationship too ❤️