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[lampregistration3000]

Are you missing this bracelet?

Hey! I found this today (12.16.2023) while doing some errands. It seems like it's in great condition and I know it's handmade, so I want to get it back to its owner.

If you recognize this bracelet and know the owner or are missing it, please DM me where you happened to lose it (so I know you're legit!) and I'll mail it back to you.

[jamesroach]

i know its a long shot, but i thought it was cute so im boosting just in case someone out there is still looking for this (also: there is a pattern for it in the responses, before you ask)

[kanayasittinginplaces]

This Blog Has Not Seen Much Use In A While, But Hopefully This Lovely Bracelet Finds Its Owner

[kanayasittinginplaces]

There Seems To Be Some Confusion About This. Sitting In Places Is My Intellectual Property, And Mine Alone. All Of My Sitting Is 100% Legitimate, Where As Yours Is All Laughably Fake. There Is No Room For Sitting Whatsoever. Not Even A Little Bit. To Claim Otherwise Is Heresy, And Also In Violation Of My Legal Rights As A Shitpost Blog. I Hope This Clears Things Up.

[popomerrygamz]

The sweetness of the flower can hide the thorns lying underneath.

Would you like another cup of tea?

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Purple Really Brings Out My Murderous Side Don’t You Think

[popomerrygamz]

If you are going to cosplay this summer, wear a mask!

Redbubble is now producing Face Masks for personal usage, with 20% off of purchases of any four masks.

[kanayasittinginplaces]

What In The Gotdamn . . . ?

[ectotheology]

Listen the fuck up  you stupid American fuckholes, this little slice of heaven is something we fucking call KAYANA

[popomerrygamz]

Fantroll Gacha

Base Fantroll - 10 USD

Requested Details - 1 USD

Example Troll: 

Contact me to make a spin!

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday.

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Happy Four Thirteen Everyone

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Good Evening Or Morning Depending On Where You May Be

Or Whever You May See This

Happy 413

I Am Still Alive

Because The Cruel Gods Above Below And Around Refuse To Let Me Die

I Tried Once And It Did Not Work

So I Still Persist Just As The Song Fergielicious Will Forever Persist To All Of You As Being Sung By Dear Vantas

Enjoy The Chaos Of The Day And Remember You Are Here Forever

[kanayasittinginplaces]

kanaya can you sit on wigglersim?

Sitting On This Very Strange Alternate Version Of Me Is Quite Unusual

I Wonder What Her Life Was Like

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Sit on our lord and saviour, Danny Devito, please. Preferably whilst you are non-bioluminescent, but you and you alone can control that.

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

Terezi shouldn’t be in the Friendsim

well i tried 

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Kanaya Shouldn’t Be Sitting On Terezi

Kanaya Also Shouldn’t Talk In The Third Person

[rosewheresheshouldbe]

Rose should be requesting her wand from Casey.

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

Terezi should not have just handed Rose the Wand she requested

[johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe]

John’s bathtub shouldn’t be the place Terezi just got Rose’s wand from.

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

lots of teeny terezis shouldnt be in johns bathtub

[duttlewhereitshouldntbe]

The duttle souldn’t be the wand handed to Rose from John’s bathtub filled with lot’s of teeny terezis

[swifermopping]

[aradiawheresheshouldntbe]

Aradia should not be staring as you boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

…this needs to stop 

[untitled51319]

Sorry Redglare, you know that’s not how things work around here

[jade-under-stuff]

Jade is oblivious to the growing chaos under a chalky powderbank under Swifer’s foot.

[solluxsglassesonstuff]

The chaos continues

[aegagrusscholarship]

a dog appears

[omnipresentcalibornin]

i’M ALREADY HERE

[terezisglassesonstuff]

H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 

[theflyingsnakecat]

casey has returned

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

Golly

[xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be]

Xefros shouldn’t be taking a selfie to commemorate the clusterfuck

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

[grulaz]

Trizza shouldn’t be showing the lowblood that THIS is how you take a selfie

[xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be]

oh

[dammekwhereheshouldntbe]

Dammek shouldn’t be swapping in the back mid-selfie

[xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be]

Jesus christ You can barely even see the original image anymore

[babyalastairwhereheshouldnt-blog]

GIORNO PLEASE SET THIS CLUSTER SESSION BACK TO ZERO

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

What is this anymore?

[keebobeingthrownatthings]

Keebo shouldnt be thrown into the wrong fandom

[tereziwheresheshouldntbe]

Terezi should not MAKE AN EPIC COMEBACK while standing on Keebo’s ahoge and being posted by a certain mod whose computer is lagging.

[omegapausestuck]

@kanayasittinginplaces

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Am I Too Late?

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Sit on Rose

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Kanaya sitting on Kalimos (from WoW and Hearthstone)

[kanayasittinginplaces]

Kanaya, could you please sit on the Statue of Liberty?