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[incorrecttravelers]

Philip: Did you really have to stab him?

Carly: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Trevor: What did he say?

Carly: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Marcy: Okay, that’s fair.

[captainkirkk]

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

[cinthi-lante]

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

[chucktaylorupset]

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

[kamen-rider-zed]

Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.

Zuko:

[elidyce]

Okay, but before all this:

Advisors: Princess Azula did perform the astounding feat of infiltrating Ba Sing Se…

Zuko: Huh? Oh, that’s not hard. It’s pretty nice, if you don’t mind the brainwashing, but you can’t get a spicy octopus for love or money. We ate so much jook. *shudders*

Advisors:… you got in too…. interesting.

*

Advisors: The mysterious Water Tribe city at the North Pole

Zuko: It’s a pretty place, if you like ice.  Lots of sealturtles. They have a really nice little sort of sacred grove thing there, too, I kidnapped the Avatar from it once.

Advisors: …. we have some questions….

*

Advisors: We still have not found the Fire Lord’s secret supplier of new weapons - 

Zuko: He’s at the Northern Air Temple. (Realizing they’re all staring at him) Oh, no, I haven’t met him personally, but I have friends who have. He sounds like a very interesting guy.

Advisors: SO MANY QUESTIONS

*

Zuko: (while directing post-war reparation efforts) Oh, and we need to send a lot of people to work on replanting the forest around this obscure village.

Advisors:…. may we ask why?

Zuko: Apparently the local panda spirit is pretty mad about having its forest burned down. 

Advisors, now afraid to ask: ….Yes, Fire Lord. 

*

Every now and then, the curiosity gets too much and they’ll bring up something like ‘legendary sand benders’ or ‘Southern Islands’ and Zuko invariably produces some tidbit of local knowledge (either his own or gleaned from the Gaang’s stories) and six Foreign Ministers have resigned in fear and the seventh one only barely held it together when Zuko greeted an envoy from a tiny, insignificant Earth Kingdom island with ‘Listen, I am really sorry about what happened last time, I hope the supplies I sent helped with the rebuilding, do you still have that giant eel thing?” IS THERE ANYTHING HE DOESN’T KNOW.

[knittingandscience]

Advisor: Before we start the meeting, I’d like to address the anniversary of Captain Zhao’s mysterious disappearance…

Zuko: At least he died doing what he loved?

Advisor: What do you mean, died?

[sockisverylost]

Advisor: so we’re still unaware of where the air temple is located-

Zuko pointing at the map: it’s really not that hard to find, I’ve been there three times and lived there for a bit. Its near the su- oh right I can’t talk about it

The Advisor, realizing the Fire Lord is talking about some vastly unknown areas that were deemed unsafe for people and an upside down gravity defying temple airbenders should only be able to access: sir??????

[life-is-fandoms]

@thatlostsock What do you think will happen when they find out about Boiling Rock? Or the Blue Spirit?

[sockisverylost]

@life-is-fandoms For the boiling rock I feel like Zuko would ty to tell them but as soon as he gets into detail the advisors look so horrified lmao and for the Blue Spirit he would deny it or something so he can keep doing his thing without the advisors onto him (they still are)

*

Advisor: we heard that last year four prisoners broke out of The Boiling Rock, it was horrible and criminal, what do you think of it?

Zuko:

Zuko: alright lets take a moment to imagine I’m not the Firelord and I’m recognized as a criminal to the fire nation-

*

Advisor: a criminal called “The Blue Spirit” has resurfaced what should we do?

Zuko: hm, are you sure they’re not just a freedom fighter or Kyoshi warrior-

Advisor: no I’m fairly certain that The Blue Spirit is of water tribe origin and not of the earth kingdom.

Zuko: Oh, interesting. And what do you propose we should do to stop them?

Suki & Sokka:

[kara-carol-danvers]

The Umbrella Academy as John Mulaney

Luther: And she just started rubbing my back, saying “monkey monkey monkey man, monkey monkey monkey man”. Not on purpose. Just subconsciously.

Diego: Hey, want me to kill that guy for you? Cuz he sounds like an asshole and I will totally kill that guy for you.

Allison: I need everyone, all day, to like me so much, it’s exhausting.

Klaus: Hi, I’m gay and I’d like a few dollars.

Five: He pulled into the drive-thru, a bunch of kids cheering in the backseat, then ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.

Ben: Was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along?

Vanya: You know those days when you’re like “this might as well happen”? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Grace: I smell a robot! Prove. Prove you’re not a robot!

Reginald: We all got up and thought, “okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place.” Because he was an asshole, and you should never leave your house unattended if you’re an asshole.

Harold: Hi, I’m new in town, and it gets worse!

Hazel: Doing nothing is the best feeling in the world. Especially when you are supposed to be doing something. For adults, canceling plans is like heroin.

Cha-Cha: Well, you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m just so angry all the time and I have no outlet for it. So, eggs.

[fan-art-ic]

galaxy brain: tessa thompson and janelle monáe as aziraphale and crowley

[chuckaf]

i once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden.

[davidtennan-t]

This is probably one of the most underrated scenes in the End of Time. The Doctor could have borrowed a quid from anybody but instead, he sought out Geoffrey, Donna’s Dad, to make Donna winning the lottery all that more special. This is why this is such an underrated scene - the lottery ticket wasn’t from the Doctor at all. It was from Geoffrey. 

[chuckaf]

#watching your otp like

[mirach]

I was rewatching Good Omens recently and noticed two little things that evaded me before.

1. The “I’m soft” scene.

Gabriel asks Aziraphale “What are you?”, and Aziraphale watches him running ahead - with this look - before he replies.

And look where Gabriel is running.

Aziraphale is looking at the bandstand when he says “I’m soft”.

“I’m soft. I’m not a proper angel. I love a demon. I’m soft for him, and for humanity. Even if he leaves without me, I’ll never be the fighter you want me to be. I can’t fight in this war, there has to be another option…”

2. Look at Crowley’s phone as he is trying to call Azirapahale (who already discorporated)

Flames in the background…

(Also, his battery is at 66%, I bet it’s at 66% all the time without charging)

[lonicera-caprifolium]

Redraw!

I drew (the original) last September, and I’ve been wanting to clean it up for a while.

(and here’s a transparent version, if you wanna color! ♡)

[perihelions-babyteeth]

I had a GREAT time doing the coloring page @lonicera-caprifolium​​ put up. Thank you so much for making it available right now!

[lonicera-caprifolium]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doctorhoe]

RTD: I hc the doctor as a war criminal.

[doctorhoe]

Moffat: calloutpost for @ russeltdavies: his hcs are problematic.

[doctorhoe]

@/stevenmoffat has unfollowed @/russeltdavies

[doctorhoe]

@/chrischibnall has unfollowed @/stevenmoffat

[doctorhoe]

Chibnall: @/russeltdavies I love your hcs can I use them for my au fic

[alicerovai]

This is a preview of a gift I did for the higher tier on my Patreon. It’s based on La Belle Dame Sans Merci (the Dicksee painting). 🌸🥰

[asexualsteverogers]

Tumblr Text Posts + Colonel John Casey

ft. my self indulgent ships

[bap-118]

[angels-dining-at-the-ritz]

I need show only fans to understand that while Crowley saving Aziraphale on a grander, historic scale is canon, legit and amazing, on a smaller, more everyday scale Crowley is completely useless and Aziraphale absolutely ruthless. I mean, Crowley’s name and number are in call center databases who pester you with annoying sales and advertisements while Aziraphale makes mafia members who try to threaten his shop leave and forget about him.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Crowley is bashful, nerdy, clumsy, and awkward and desperately wants to look cool. He falls off horses, gets cursed out by ducks, stammers a lot, and his idea of Being Bad is to let the air out of car tires. He gets contrite if Aziraphale so much as clucks his tongue at him. While Aziraphale wields a flaming sword, Crowley goes into battle with a tire iron.

Aziraphale lies to God, scares people away from his shop, has people convinced he’s a murderer, and would be very stylish if time didn’t progress forward. He calmly insists that he and Crowley face down Satan himself.

And they both got swindled for decades by Shadwell.

[atomicvikings]

Crowley glues coins to sidewalks and watches from afar to see if anyone picks them up. He’s irritating, at best

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Aziraphale makes traffic wardens’ notebooks explode on his way past, apparently thinking that they were invented by Hell. In the show when the Bentley drives away and that poor guys notebook bursts into sparks, that’s him.

Crowley is, like, basically just mischievous and trying to pretend that he’s evil because celestial beings in the Good Omens universe have to pick a side and just aren’t allowed to be ‘basically alright but with a certain sense of humour and an open dislike of authority.’

Aziraphale tries to be good by heaven’s very absolutist ‘no-grey areas’ standards, but on an instinctive level (in the book at least, less so in the show) he has much less value for life than Crowley does. Crowley’s the one who starts worrying about what the apocalypse will do to the dolphins and gorillas and the like, Aziraphale’s the one who straight up suffocates a dove for the sake of his magic act.

In the book, Aziraphale is the one who first suggests killing the AntiChrist. And it’s not in the ‘as a last resort’ way that Crowley suggests it on the show— when he finds out where the real AntiChrist is his first reaction is basically “yay! Now we can kill the child!”

Essentially, the main reason he’s on the ‘good’ side and Crowley’s on the ‘bad’ side appears to be because Heaven and Hell judge morality based on how willing you are to follow orders blindly without asking awkward questions (which is addressed pretty well in the show, actually, when Crowley outright says he Fell because he asked too many questions), rather than on your actual behaviour or beliefs.

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

crowley took a century long depression nap in the 1800s and got drunk for weeks after he found out what the spanish inquisition was

aziraphale straight up possessed a televangelist and declared on live tv to millions of people that they were all going to die in the apocalypse and their god wouldn’t care if their corpses were part of the ruins His celestial army left behind

[blogdeepbelieverbouquetworld]

Big Finish  Х

[darth-tella]

If they ever do a proper episode in Pete’s World again, I would be very VERY disappointed if this photo wasn’t put on a mantle somewhere

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”The only thing fucking me really hard right now is life”

Aziraphale,coming into Crowley’s flat:”Not anymore”

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HERE FOR WHAT I POST, REBLOG THIS!!!