[thereosobsessions]

[kosmogrl]

[indigosfindings]

mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

[rox-and-prose]

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

[rox-and-prose]

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

[steelplatedhearts]

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

[steelplatedhearts]

this is the best day of my life

[domloco]

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[catchymemes]

Goodboy takes the train

[coldsolderjoint]

[anxietyproblem]

[scarletfern]

[hotdemonladyluna]

[oe6]

[cannibalchicken]

make better choices

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[plumslices]

Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[toastbutteregg]

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[gayweeddaddy69]

It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday

[dingdongyouarewrong]

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

[rolodextra]