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I'm way too perfect

[akhietz-deactivated20170215]

“When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor with the highest prices.”

- Al Afasy

[ygsolis]

[amorphous-revenant]

you ever think about all the time and effort you wasted trying to be nice to some asshole before you realised fuck them.

[freebowling]

[harleyismyhero-deactivated20190]

I DON’T GET IT

[shut-up-hippie]

me neither … someone explain it?

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert….Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[prospitianescapee]

[onlytwitterpics]

[karladraws]

ewe

[karladraws]

The Signs As Weapons

Aries: whip

Taurus: lance

Gemini: shurikens

Cancer: sickles

Leo: sickass wolverine claws

Virgo: chainsaw lipstick

Libra: blind cane that doubles as a sword

Scorpio: pirate sword

Sagittarius: bow and arrow

Capricorn: clubs

Aquarius: wands

Pisces: trident

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites​​​.

[waffleconefrappe]

LMFAO

[waffleconefrappe]

she need some milk

[woodmeat]

nigga she had on a breathing tube lmfao

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

….the absolute most

[spiralfractures]

OH MY LORD

[fuks]

LOL

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

I am dead

[karladraws]

😂😂😂 omg I love seeing people suffering

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

I’m screaming

[maxedout-hp]

He either been working there for a week or 3 years

[karladraws]

Mettaton as a mc donald's worker...sorry but someone had to say it

[ilmari0n-deactivated20161117]

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[candy--heart]

this is why I was a ghost from 10 to 18 except at 12.

[seananmcguire]

Also…when I went trick-or-treating with my teenage friends, we made the streets safer for the little kids.  The teens who were out to do mischief, who were generally not in costume or toting their own pillow cases, did not mess with the littles who were near us, because they knew we’d get involved.  Make kids safer by encouraging Hallowteens!

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I’d also like to add that a lot of kids–especially kids of color–get mistaken for being a lot older than they really are.

[bhujangan]

I’d also like to add that Jehovah’s Witness children aren’t allowed to celebrate Halloween or go trick or treating, so many of us go trick or treating after leaving the cult, and most newly freed ex JWs are around 18-25. And some of us, including me, have anxiety about going door to door.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[karladraws]

I need it

[yeahiwasintheshit]

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

[prguitarman]

Shoot your money all over my face

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

[grantofalltrades]

[creeproll]

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[ultrafacts]

More Ultrafacts (Source)

[theothersession]

Happy 4/13 everyone now die

[aveysauce]

[sevey6]

Thats exactly 20 years after homestuck started, Hussie the Seer strikes again.

[lizeon]

mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of puerto rico sir

[dragonbonez]

[voldemo]

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

(has this been done before) (what have i done)

[8bitmonkey]

[excitabletortoise-deactivated20]

god bless america

[amari-named-captain]

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

[findingschmomo]

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

[wingedasarath]

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

[dudeistlibertarian]

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

[wiredandrewired]

That one is historically accurate, actually.

[magnetoplasma]

M A X I M U M F R E E D O M A C H I E V E D

[kingofthehillcaps]