I'm not a Captain named Amari; I'm an Amari named Captain.

[nyaa]

via

[kallistoi]

[video description: a video of a baby fox playing in a graveyard. end description.]

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[kindgreenape]

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

[kindgreenape]

tis the season. reblogs are enabled

[depsidase]

[squeakitties]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[kyousukebei]

[bluenoisen]

currently reading through the Wheel of Time (and loving it) and this dynamic in The Shadow Rising is so funny to me, Rand get HELP!!!

[vivienvalentino]

Addams Family Values — 1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[draftyspider]

HAD TO DO A DEEPDIVE INTO FINDING IT BECAUSE I DID NOT BELIEVE IT. IT'S REAL.

[gothgengargirl]

[redavexat]

Hell Yeah

[creepymutelilbugger]

[angmallen]

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

[waytoomuchinformation]

As a movement professional who helps get people out of pain. This is a fully pretty great and relevant for a lot of people.

[roaldamundsen]

national elections so fucked someone's out to become king of the franks

[oldshrewsburyian]

I got a trial subscription to La Dépêche so that I could learn more about this and discovered several additional facts:

The theft was discovered early in the morning by a priest

(If a sacred/magical sword must be stolen, early morning priest-discovery is at least suitably dramatic)

The question of when exactly the sword was taken remains open

The mystery is compounded by the fact that the thief would have had to scale a cliff to get to the sword

Who could have done this thing? "La question est sur toutes les lèvres" (everyone wants to know)

"No," says a section header mournfully, "the sword has NOT been removed for restoration; it has been STOLEN"

The entire town is emotional about this

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[sas-afras]

call her cock the sierra madre the way the hardest part is letting go

[fallout-lou-begas]

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[grawly]

what the fuck happened to my post

[milf-adjacent]

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

[omghotmemes]

The goat of dads

[phana-banana]

Had tons of fun making this Fallout GIF with a mid-century Hanna-Barbera-ish vibe. Look at these lil'goobers, makin' their way down town, walkin'fast...