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this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

shampooligan

steven universe denied me health care benefits

im so in love it's stupid

p4ndiebear-deactivated20240523

I wish you knew that еven you,

Can't get under my skin if I don't let you in.

guooey

Sweet prince

lizzibennet

i just want to one day be loved like elle woods’ sorority sisters loved her

lizzibennet

they all simply do not understand why elle wants to go to harvard so bad… yet they help her study, grade her tests, motivate her and all around fully support her from the moment she decides to go and never stop believing in elle not for a single second… like wow name me one sweeter moment in all of cinema, i’ll wait

lizzibennet

sorry to be legally blonde blogging on main once again but i just wanted to talk about how easy it would’ve been to screw that movie up. the entire premise is based around a girl doing the most to get a guy, the main conflict of the film is the one between elle and viv, elle and her friends are stereotypical girly girls, etc - all that is just a perfect setup for a kind of passive aggressive lowkey misogynistic film that aims at actual feminist themes but falls short at #girlboss. but it doesn’t! while vivian is certainly catty to elle at first the insults aren’t sexist, vivian is just threatened but the confrontation is surprisingly and refreshingly… levelheaded? is the best way i can describe it. there is none of that one scene that a lot of 90’s movies seem to have where the two female protags have a fight where they insult each other’s appearance and then latch onto each other’s hair and yell bloody murder. ya know the one. there is none of that, none of the throwing around lowkey insults to women left and right, and in the end it works out quite beautifully because the only character we meet who is actually outright sexist is warner, which sets him up to be a gigantic asshole without having to have him like kill a kitten or something. it’s clever writing! and for a movie that came out in 2001 to toe that line between empowerment and sexism so well and come out the other side an enjoyable story with realistic women that does not fall under sexist tropes and stands the test of time is very admirable imo

anyway,

swiiim

tastefullyoffensive

frottinq

absolutely viscerally embarrassing when someone is proud to be an american

coffeeandmoorland

taste-in-music

friend: hi, how are y-

me:

#this is me

theonion

im the world's biggest relationship skeptic and know that nothing's forever but as a frontline worker whose work is only getting more difficult....i could not tolerate this year mentally without my partner. everything is easier w him there, w someone as patient as him, with someone who supports my needs.