[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[reading-writing-revolution]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[godkissedme]

There should be a word for when someone is technically nice but their energy feels like a locked filing cabinet

[greelin]

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

who needs therapy when you have “listening to music at such a high volume that you keep getting headphone warnings”

[cranberry-branflakes]

if you ignore my depression im a really happy person btw

[catchymemes]

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[kosmogrl]

once I crawl out of this stupid hole i’ll be unstoppable, you’ll see

[omtai]

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

[funstyle]

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[my-dailydreams]

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs