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[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i was at ground zero on nine eleven. couldnt see shit through my balenciaga sunglasses. a 3 ton piece of rubble fell on me and bounced off my head, woke up in the crematorium screaming LET ME OUT! needless to say every establishment involved received a one star yelp review and no continued business

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[lil-peebo]

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[segamascott]

[thoodleoo]

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

[thoodleoo]

apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world

[segamascott]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[hourlycatphotos]

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

When I go to someone’s blog I have never met in my life and in their bio it’s like ‘Taken’ I’m like fuckkkkkkk……………. wtf what if I wanted u……….

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[nnjrwpu]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[deadelated]

omg guys i have an idea. lets all live in subterranian houses, which protrude from the earth only by alabaster painted windcatching towers and minarets for cooling!