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Drabble Time!
Genre: Angst Word Count: 1072 Pairing: one-sided KakaSaku + another pairing lol Other Tags: westernized wedding, post-war, pining from not-so-afar
I just felt a little angsty this morning and slammed this one out. Inspired by “1000 Times” by Sara Bareilles. I would link it, but Tumblr is being a bitch. Sorry.
From the chair in the corner, Sakura watched as the boys battled against their neckties, arguing back and forth about the proper technique. Her smile wasn’t more than a mere quirk of her lips when they finally turned to her and begged for help. She relented immediately, as she always did. She would do anything for them.
After she wrangled Naruto and Sasuke into their formal nooses, she turned to the tall man besides them, his eyes trained on his reflection in the mirror. She stepped towards him, wrapping an arm around his and resting her head familiarly on his shoulder.
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Reminder that this is today! Please log off of Tumblr on all your devices and join the protest : ) I’ll be back soon, just not today.
It’s Sakura Month!!! I was asked to participate and y'all know I’d never say no to this lol I unfortunately am unable to post everyday because of work, but I’ve written a few that I hope will suffice ☺️ I hope y'all enjoy!
Day 2: Unconditional Love:
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Sakura was exhausted to say the least. After pulling a double shift at the hospital, she came home to a very energetic three year old who immediately jumped off of Ino’s lap and straight into Sakura’s legs, almost knocking her over.
Sakumo, baby, be careful.” She chided softly as she reached down and picked him up, setting him on her hip. “Did you have fun with Aunt Ino?”
The pink haired toddler nodded his head and wrapped his arms around her neck, nuzzling her cheek. “I missed you, Mama.”
Sakura’s shoulders relaxed as she smiled and hugged him tightly, giggling softly at Ino’s eye roll. “He was an angel, as usual. I cleaned up a little while he took his nap so you could rest. You’re welcome.” She winked before kissing Sakumo’s head and walking out the door, closing it softly behind her.
“Okay, baby, Mama needs to go take a shower. Can I trust you to be a good boy for a few minutes? If you do, I’ll take you to Uncle Naruto’s favorite ramen shop.” She laughed when he pulled back to look at her with wide gray eyes, instantly making her miss her husband. With a resigned sigh, she set Sakumo down in his playpen and kisses his forehead before walking into her bedroom. Once Sakumo heard the bathroom door close, he smirked and skillfully climbed out of the playpen, landing softly on his feet.
As quietly as he could, he tiptoed into her bedroom and pulled a box out from under the bed and grabbed the first book he saw, the one with the orange cover. Carefully, he slid the box back under the bed and ran out of the bedroom and back into his playpen. Laying on his stomach, he grabbed his crayons and turned to a random page in the book and began coloring.
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Sakura groaned softly as the hot water hit her tense shoulders. She missed taking showers with Kakashi. He’d wash her hair and rub her shoulders until she was so lax he had to carry her out of the tub. Sighing, she rinsed the rest of the conditioner from her hair and stepped out of the shower, wrapping Kakashi’s towel around herself. Sakura padded to the mirror and laughed softly when she realized she forgot to take her makeup off. Her mascara had run down her face in streaks, making her look like she belonged in a metal band. Reaching for her tissues, she felt a familiar chakra signature outside the house and smiled a true smile for the first time in two weeks. Her husband was finally home. Quickly and carefully, Sakura towel dried her waist length hair and body before throwing on a nightgown and grabbing Kakashi’s robe off the back of the door.
As soon as she walked out of the bathroom, she heard Sakumo gasp and Kakashi drop his bag, the snow soaking into the carpet. Opening the door, she saw Kakashi staring at the toddler, a combination of relief and anger written all over his face.
“Sakumo,” Kakashi’s deep voice bounced off the walls as he knelt next to the playpen. “where did you get that?”
“Get what, baby?” Sakura asked as she joined him next to the playpen and seeing what had made her husband so angry. “Sakumo, how did you get that?”
Sakumo avoided both his parents gazes as he looked down at the picture he’d made. Mechanically, he closed the book and handed it to Kakashi before climbing out of the playpen and into his room, shutting the door with a soft click.
Kakashi sighed as he sat on the floor and pulled Sakura into his lap. “This is a first edition.” He groaned into her hair.
“I’m sure he didn’t know, baby. What did he color?” She asked as she settled against his chest, finally relaxing. Kakashi said nothing as he opened the book and found what Sakumo colored. It was the three of them next to what looked to be a Christmas tree, and a circle with legs that Sakura assumed was Pakkun, on top of a present. Sakumo had written “Welcome Home, Papa” across the top, most of the characters ere a little off, but as Kakashi stared at it, guilt gripped his heart.
“Let me talk to him, love.” Kakashi mumbled before shifting her in his hold and stood up, hugging her tightly against him. “Kami, I missed you.” He whispered into her hair before setting her to her feet and pulling his mask down. Sakura smiled as she nudged him down the hall with a soft chuckle.
“Sakumo?” Kakashi called out softly outside the boy’s door. “Can I come in?”
“Yes,”
“Son, I’m-”
“I’m sorry, Papa.” Sakumo interrupted, his stuffed bear was held tightly in his fingers as he met Kakashi’s gaze head on. “I just wanted to give you something when you got home. Mama missed you a lot and I did too.” He spoke so fast that Kakashi chuckled before sitting on the bed and pulling Sakumo into his lap.
“I’m not mad at you, Sakumo. I love the picture you drew for me. Even if it’s not on your scrolls, you did it on something I’ve used to hide behind. I don’t need to hide behind it anymore. I have you and your mama to protect. If I’m hiding, I can’t do that.”
Sakumo looked between Kakashi and the book before wrapping his arms around Kakashi’s neck tightly. “Welcome home, Papa.”
“I’m home,” Kakashi smiled, and turning slightly to see Sakura leaning on the door frame with a fond smile on her lips.
“Welcome home, baby.” She walked over to his side and kissed him softly on the lips before kissing Sakumo’s head and leaning on Kakashi’s shoulder.
“I love you.” Sakumo mumbled before letting his eyes close, going limp in Kakashi’s arms.
“I still don’t know how to thank you for giving me such an amazing son.” Kakashi mumbled softly as he gently laid Sakumo into his bed and tucking him in.
“You can start by getting your bag off my carpet before it soaks through.” She giggled as they walked out of Sakumo’s room.
“You wound me, Mrs. Hatake.” He chuckled in return. “As you wish.”
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
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a little tip for you guys if you ever come across maps/pedophiles online including images of porn or stories, report the incident here https://report.cybertip.org !! i have taught a few ppl on here to do that bc reporting to staff often only gets the blog deleted with no legal action taken. i can confirm that blogs actually have been taken down after reporting it to this site meaning it was investigated. please reblog this to spread the word
bringing this back because tumblr staff doesnt even know how to properly report cp blogs when they do finally do fucking anything about it
Bringing this back because Tumblr staff fucked up so much that Tumblr isn’t available on the Apple App Store anymore.
Hello, KakaSaku family! I need your help
I’m looking for a Japanese to English translator for this doujinshi LINK I have scans (Many thanks Alyona for this!!) And I working on it right now.
I do all this for the Russian community, where work is already being translated. But I also want to share this with you, tumblr family! And Alyona allowed me to use scans for the English translation :) So now I’m looking for a translator. Please repost this or tell your friends who speak Japanese. I beg you to contact me if you have a high level of two languages (Jap & Eng). P.S. Due to problems with App Store, my tumblr is deleted. So please write to me by mail [email protected] or Insta: Sairus.b Thank you!
Five times ask! Kakashi (obviously) and five times he felt loved (because that’s the otp. Kakashi x love lol!!!) you’re da best!!!!
whoops. this is late… so very very late. for a [five times meme].
i love my boy. thanks for the prompt and your patience, sibi.
chiromancy (the long winding road)
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This is freedom: Tōchan’s hands holding him tethered as they spin. Weightlessness in his belly, his feet so far from the ground.
This is freedom: Kakashi has not learned to fear joy.
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This is so beautiful 😭😭😭
A Little Show....
@auberghyn my lovely wife. This one got away from me so badly, that not only is it 3k of flirting teasery, I stayed up til 1am writing it in a fit of inspiration. Thank you so much for all that you do Patty <3 You are amazing. I don’t know if this fulfills the Ask, but I had a tonne of fun doing it.
Also, thanks to @spnfox for the Dick pic fuel of motivation for this.
A Little Show
Stifling a mitigating sigh, Sakura leant back on the office chair as much as it would allow. These late-night catch up lectures were always the worst, it never got any better. Tonight’s crop of students were no exception. Their sole job for this evening was taking notes regarding the surgery being shown on the projector.
Sakura knew that this paled in comparison to actual experience in the field but doing something was better than nothing. And things had been awfully quiet around Konoha Hospital lately. As Assistant Director she tried to take it as a compliment, that her hard work had made a significant impact on the village already. Reality being, Konoha itself had entered an unprecedented era of peace, and with that came inevitable boredom and lack of action.
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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
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Any fanfic where team 7 celebrates old man kakashi’s birthday with his next gen grand kids? And maybe guy and iruka and yamato too??? Pretty please?
I’m sorry this took so long, but I needed to acquaint myself with the Next Generation characters before I could write a story about them.
I also needed time to figure out how to work in all the characters you requested-it was important to me to rise to the challenge and fulfill your request. Thanks for your patience Anon! Here it is:
The Birthday Mission
It was a rare occasion that both generations of Team 7 were all in Konoha at the same time. It was the first time that they were all present on September 15th.
“We really ought to do something special to mark the occasion tomorrow, don’t you think Sasuke?” Sakura was the first to remember the importance of the day, as would be expected of someone as clever and considerate as she was.
“Hmm,” came Sasuke’s reply and Sakura knew he agreed by how quickly the monosyllable had been issued.
“What’s special about September 15th?” The eyes Sarada had inherited from her father darted between her parents.
“It’s Kakashi sen-I mean,” Sakura caught herself before she finished the informal title of her former teacher, in favor of the formal title she ought to use in front of her daughter. “It’s Lord Sixth’s birthday.”
“If he finds out there’ll be a fuss, he’ll make himself scarce,” Sasuke muttered between sips of his morning coffee. “And if he decides he doesn’t want to be found,”
“No one will be able to find him,” Sakura finished her husband’s sentence.
“Why wouldn’t he want to celebrate his birthday?” Sarada was still young enough to view birthdays only as exciting occasions and couldn’t understand why anyone would avoid having their special day recognized.
“As long as I’ve known him, Lord Sixth hates being the center of attention,” Sakura helped herself to the fruit she served as part of her family’s breakfast.
“Then why did he become Hokage?” Sarada hopped off her chair to take her dishes to the sink, pausing when her father answered her question.
“I think he saw it as his duty, and no one could ever accuse Kakashi of not doing his duty.”
“That’s for sure,” Sarada’s mother agreed. “He’s always been reliable, always there for us. I wish he wouldn’t become so uncomfortable when we want to show him that we appreciate him.”
“Well, what kind of stuff does he do for fun?” Sarada was still surprised at the previous Hokage’s reasons for accepting the position.
“He has many hobbies,” Sasuke smirked at his wife.
Sakura laughed at the memory of the first time they met Kakashi, chiming in with “and he always did have his nose stuck in a book.”
Confused by her parents’ amusement, Sarada deadpanned “so he likes to read…what else does he like?”
Sasuke’s subdued smile was still in place when he turned to his daughter and said, “peace.”
“Oh yes,” Sakura agreed, her laughter dying down. “He’s earned the right to enjoy it, too.”
“Hmm,” Sakura and Sasuke watched as an idea sparked in the eyes of Konoha’s youngest Uchiha. But instead of elaborating, Sarada saw the time and, after setting her dishes in the sink, headed for the door. “I’ll see you later Mom!” then she remembered to add, “and you too Dad!”
***
“Konohamaru-sensei, I have a mission for our team.”
The jounin leader had become accustomed to the no-nonsense nature of his only female student. “What did you have in mind, Sarada?”
“Tomorrow is Lord Sixth’s birthday and-” she was interrupted by the boisterous, blond son of an equally boisterous, blond Hokage.
“Oh yeah! Mom and Dad were talking about that this morning. They want to throw a party for old man Kakashi.”
“According to my Mom and Dad, the last thing he’d want is a party,” Sarada crossed her arms over her chest as she scoffed.
Mitsuki joined in his teammates conversation, “I have to agree with Sarada, Boruto. According to my parent, Lord Sixth has always been a private and serious sort of person, even when he was a boy.”
“Just how old is your parent if they knew old man Kakashi when he was a boy?” Boruto asked.
Mitsuki could only offer one of his patient smiles as he shrugged his shoulders.
Konohamaru took advantage of the break in the conversation to get to the heart of the matter, “what’s that got to do with a mission for Team 7, Sarada?”
“I have an idea for a gift that I think Lord Sixth might enjoy, but first we’d have to talk to Principal Umino.”
***
“Thank you for seeing us right away, Iruka-sensei.” The second generation of Team 7 had made their way through the dust of the ongoing construction on Konoha’s Ninja Academy to arrive at the principal’s office.
“I’m always happy to see you Konohamaru, what did you want to discuss?” Iruka’s eyes drifted to the students of his student, and he smiled warmly at them.
“It was my genin that wanted this meeting, actually. Go ahead Sarada,” the jounin sensei stepped aside so she could approach Iruka’s desk.
“Principal Umino, has the school library been rebuilt?”
“Yes, it has, and actually,” Iruka folded his hands and rested his chin upon them “we had the opportunity to expand it. It’s quite an asset to the Academy now.”
“Have you considered dedicating it to someone?”
“Sarada! That’s a wonderful idea!” Konohamaru quickly caught on to the Uchiha heir’s scheme.
“What’s a wonderful idea?” Iruka lifted his chin and his eyebrows as he settled back into his chair.
“To dedicate the new school library to Lord Sixth, in honor of his birthday tomorrow.” Sarada released the idea that she’d been brewing since breakfast that morning.
“We’d have to get Lord Seventh’s approval, which shouldn’t be a problem, but the tough part will be getting in to see him to ask,” Iruka’s forehead creased while he considered what strings he could pull to get a meeting with the Hokage that afternoon. His brows furrowed further when he realized the next hurdle. “Then there’s the matter of convincing Lord Sixth to be here tomorrow, which could prove more difficult than usual,” he sighed.
Lacing his fingers together, Iruka rested his hands on his desk in front of him. “I had asked Kakashi to come and speak to the students tomorrow, but you know how he is. Always so modest, too modest, really.”
“Yeah, old man Kakashi never wants to talk about any of the cool things he’s done,” Boruto sulked, stuffing his hands in his pockets. Shaking off his discouragement, he focused on what he could do to help. “Since the chunin exams, Dad always comes home for dinner, even if he has to go back to work afterwards. You can leave getting the Hokage’s approval to me,” he winked. “What else should we do to get ready?”
“We should make a sign, or plaque to display the dedication,” Sarada brought her hand up to her chin in contemplation.
“If Yamato were here, it could be done in no time,” Konohamaru let his eyes wander to the window, wondering if he’d have the time to make it to the ANBU agent’s stakeout and back by the next morning.
“I know how to get Yamato to the village quickly,” Mitsuki’s calm voice cut through everyone’s silent planning.
Konohamaru and Iruka shared a knowing, worried glance before each turned their attention to Mituski’s still-smiling face. Deciding there are some details that ninja don’t need to know, they trusted that bit to the synthetic immigrant to accomplish.
“So, all that’s left is to convince Lord Sixth to be here tomorrow afternoon,” Iruka unlaced his hands so he could drum his fingers as he thought aloud. “I’m afraid he’ll do his best to keep his distance from me.”
“He’ll probably hide from our parents as well, if he thinks they might try to rope him into a party,” Boruto pouted.
“And if he decides he doesn’t want to be found, no one will be able to find him,” Sarada echoed the words her parents spoke that morning.
“Well, there is one man that Lord Sixth couldn’t avoid no matter how hard he tries,” Konohamaru laughed.
***
“Gai-sensei!” Three pairs of legs came to a sliding stop in front of one pair of legs that were suspended in the air. Konoha’s Blue Beast paused after who knew how many hundreds of laps he’d completed on his hands. He craned his neck at an awkward angle to see the next generation of Team 7.
Boruto bent over so he could address the taijutsu master’s eyes, “can we talk to you about old man Kakashi?”
Gai sprang up from the ground to land perfectly on one leg, “what’s this about Kakashi?”
Boruto straightened as well, “it’s about his birthday tomorrow.”
“You kids, you wonderful kids,” Gai burst into tears. “To think, my eternal rival has made such an impression on the youth of Konoha!”
Sarada and Boruto reacted as most Hidden Leaf inhabitants do when Maito started on one of his crying jags, but Mitsuki only continued to smile as he said, “we want you to tell him we wish to celebrate it with him.”
“Mitsuki!” Boruto hissed, afraid that all their planning would be for nothing, now that the Birthday Boy would be sure to go into hiding.
“Wait, Boruto-this could work,” Sarada straightened her glasses and addressed the emotional jounin directly. “Yes, tell Lord Sixth that we want to have a party for him. But please Gai-sensei,”she waited while Gai ran his sleeve under his nose as he gave her his full attention, “don’t tell him until tomorrow morning. And then, please, don’t let him out of your sight.”
***
True to his word, Gai found Kakashi late the next morning. “My splendid rival! I challenge you.”
Kakashi knew arguing would be pointless, and if Gai was too preoccupied with thoughts of a crazy challenge, then perhaps he’d forgotten it was the last Hatake’s birthday. Choosing it as the lesser of two evils, Kakashi accepted it. “What will it be this time?”
“A race to your birthday party,” Gai smiled, the sun glinting off his teeth.
“Ah, I see. Well, I’m afraid I’m busy this afternoon. You see,” Kakashi was thankful to have a reliable excuse, even if he had already turned it down. “Iruka asked me to come and speak to the students at the Ninja Academy today.”
Gai was a little unsure if he’d played his part correctly, but he had a promise to keep regardless. “I’ll come with you, we mustn’t keep their hungry young minds waiting!” For extra insurance, he added “would you like to push me, or should we hop on one leg all the way there?”
The additional creases around the eyes of Gai’s lifelong friend became more pronounced when Kakashi winced. “I’ll push you, if that’s alright. It is my birthday, after all.”
***
On the afternoon of that September 15th, all the members of both generations of Team 7 stood against the back wall of the new library in Konoha’s Ninja Academy. Kakashi had been suspicious when Iruka didn’t seem put out at his unexpected arrival, but the smiling faces of his students and their children made him downright nervous. However, the moment the academy students had settled on the floor between himself and the conspirators, it was all forgotten when he launched himself into the one topic he could never tire from speaking on.
Not even Yamato’s attendance was enough to distract Kakashi from extolling the importance of teamwork. It was only after the silver-haired prodigy of Konoha had finished his lesson, that the wood style user and Seventh Hokage moved aside. On the wall behind them was a wooden panel carved with the words “Kakashi Hatake Ninja Academy Library.” No one that knew the Sixth Hokage well, could miss the clearly visible smile through the mask he still wore.
“It was the kids that did this, y’know,”Naruto shook his former sensei’s hand. “They thought that a peaceful place to read would be the best birthday gift for you, and they worked together to make it happen.”
Kakashi slouched his way through the choruses of “Happy Birthday” with his various titles scattered amongst them: Senpai, Sensei, Rival, and Lord Sixth.
Leaving the merrymakers to continue the party without him, Kakashi slipped between the aisles of his birthday present. Nearly at the door, a familiar cover caught his eye. He pulled the book from the shelf to confirm the title, How a Shinobi Should Die. Glancing to make sure it was the only copy, he discreetly hid it in his pocket to dispose of later, content to know that there was no longer any need to have such a book in his life, or in his library.
The End
Oh this is just adorable and so sweet!
REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas
@glyndarling
Yes this.
It’s Christmas otter again! I will always reblog him, any time of year.
What do you mean there’s too much smut on the tag?
No such thing
lots of questions on my askbox were about professors in naruto hogwarts au so i’ve decided to show you some stuff with them >:3
Omg this is amazing
Important
I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
just got this and was like no
Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!
Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.
It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.
Just Got One, dont click it
itsover goodbye guys i fucked up
mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask
Keep your eyes peeled guys!
Guys, change the password now!!!!
Damn it!! I just put my shit in!
Yes, I feel for the sane shit
Okay so, I may have fallen for this trick lol, but if you’ve fallen for this trick too, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY! (That’s what I did)
Stay safe everyone!
I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it
This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!
Holy crap
Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.
Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.
Even better.
Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.
don’t like this ACTUALLY REBLOG IT OKAY
NOPE OUT OF THIS ONE MY DUDES
STAY SAFE PLEASE
Kakashi secretly misses the days she used to wear shorts under her skirt…