Geek's Paradise

*~*Not a spoiler free blog*~* Random posts of Simon Pegg, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, A Song of Ice & Fire, Being Human UK, Downton Abbey & whatever life stuff I choose to share. Avoid SPOILERS for all stuff Merlin <3

[mraculous]

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

[wellntruly]

The kids have found a way to do the old ‘30s/40s comedy of remarriage without the original marriage, that’s incredible

[sandandglass]

[winterinthetardis]

[gael-garcia]

#THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

[val-ritz]

[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

[agent-coop-aboard-the-bebop-dea]

People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine’s not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wears a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor to the Time War, but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to right his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

[onionhighonionandrenown]

I want to marry this post.

[onionhighonionandrenown]

^still.

[renthebarbarian]

Example #658 of why Moffat sucks at running Doctor Who

[adeles]

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) dir. Patty Jenkins

[stream]

Wonder Woman 1984 new character posters

[baddiemode]

Wonder Woman 1984 First Official Trailer

[lao-pendragon]

Diamond of the (missing scene) Day Look, I saved the entire show by adding a single panel based on this lovely post by @katherynefromphilly

[koreanstudyjourney]

Quoting people in Korean

Verbs: Person who said it은/는 + what they said & verb in plain form + 고 말했어

So it becomes: 친구는 + 그 영화가 너무 좋다 + 고 말했어

Complete sentence: 친구는 그 영화가 너무 좋다고 말했어 - My friend said that movie is really good

eg.  선생님은 학생들이 늦게 도착하겠다고 말했다 - The teacher said the students will arrive late 

You can also say who it was said to by adding them in along with 에게/한테/께

eg. 친구는 나한테 그 영화가 너무 좋다고 말했어 - My friend told me that that movie is really good

Adjectives: Very similar to verbs but plain form of 하다 endings is 하다 and not 한다.

eg. 내가 엄마한테 너는 예쁘다고 말했어 - I told my mum that you are pretty

eg. 나는 여행할 수 없다고 말했어 - I said I can’t travel 

Nouns (이다): In the past tense, you just add 다고 말했어 to the normal past tense ending 

eg. 그 남자가 성생님이였다고 말했어 - That man said he was a teacher

In the present tense, 다고 becomes 라고 

eg. 그 남자가 성생님이라고 말했어 - That man said he is a teacher

In future tense, you use “것이다” so it would become 것이라고 말했어 which can then be shortened to 거라고 말했어.

eg. 나는 밥을 먹을 거라고 말했어 - I said I will eat

Notes:

1. In spoken Korean,  말했어 is often shortened to just 했어. The meaning is still the same. 

2. In Korean it is also common to use quote form to say your thoughts or beliefs. Just change “말했어” to “생각해” (I think) or “믿어” (I believe)

[romaisamaria]

My boss: “Why were you late to work today?”

Me: “Will Smith was performing Aladdin songs in the middle of traffic”

[sakura-haruka]

#ICONIC

[maggins]

[hope-film]

[𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗡] 𝗕𝗧𝗦 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 | 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗨𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱

Do not remove watermark | Editing allowed with credit

[oestranhomundodek]

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!!

[glas-smaragaide-deactivated2019]

Re-blogging every time I see it…. this shit never gets old. :D

[sharkchunks]

Marvel Cinematic Universe and Middle Earth:

Richard Armitage as Heinz Kruger and Thorin Oakenshield

Cate Blanchett as Hela and Galadriel

Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange and Smaug

Martin Freeman as Everett Ross and Bilbo Baggins

Evangeline Lily as Hope van Dyne and Tauriel

Lee Pace as Ronan the Accuser and Thranduil

Andy Serkis as Ulysses Klaue and Gollum

Liv Tyler as Betty Ross and Arwen

Karl Urban as Skurge and Éomer

Hugo Weaving as Red Skull and Elrond

[stream]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[sirfrogsworth]

I don’t post enough kitties. 

Here’s a kitty.

[great-tweets]

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

[anjieluvs-deactivated20221031]

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

[uncleromeo]

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

[hypnoticcastiel]

good and fine but image this one running into a random drunk person who starts to see an alien invasion and has a big knife or stupid american guns and…