[saturnribbon]

[johnnycrass]

me after I’ve been awake for 34 hours: I could easily be a realtor. I’m fake. I love to walk around the house.

[doggosource]

blep

[kadywicker]

moms who refuse to get therapy and put all of their issues on you:

[sashasghosts]

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[veryluckyclovers]

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[tiffanarchy]

why is this so funny

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[rottenbutrecovering]

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[girlrose]

im on tumblr bc im a romantic this energy doesnt exist on any other platform

[considerate-butch]

My brain currently: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

[coloriages]

no, dad. i am not winning.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

sweaty

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby