condemned.

❝ Ἄτλας ; condemned to hold up the sky for eternity. ❞ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ zan | 18 | he/they.

[katadikase]

Remade!

I remade my tumblr; this one feels too cluttered. I'm over at @aetles now! Feel free to follow me there if you'd like.

[wildermouse]

♡♡♡

[vinstage]

[1010ll]

by vasari_oil_paint http://ift.tt/1SCpnpO

[horse-dweller]

i want to eat,this alot of this

[3-dprintedbong]

[jellipopi]

he gives me strength

[hazado]

Favourite Video Game Characters (in no particular order) → Alex Mercer, Prototype

❝What have I become? Something less than human, but also something more.❞

[pentecost]

when ur fave tries to act innocent but u know theyre problematic @ heart

[prettypinkpansy]

wolfpupy + prototype (with bonus dril)

Happy Birthday Alex Mercer. im very sorry, everyone

[sowhosscarynow]

Visit Original Link

so, I recently had a bout of nostalgia for everyone’s favorite man-shaped tentacle monster. so while I was scanning though all the pictures I had saved back in 2010 and cringing at how much of it was rule 34, I found a collection of audio files from the game. 

so I gave them a listen and quickly discovered almost every single line of Alex’s dialogue is hilarious out of context. so here’s a few of the best ones. 

You might want to get a pair of headphones on before listening. it’s like 85% moaning and innuendo. 

[preciouscreampuff-deactivated20]

Doodles my asshole of a son before a nap

[bex-chan-blog]

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

[starrybat-deactivated20140206]

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[meladoodle]

*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt

[charlattes-construction]

bandage

[the-traveling-witch]

Do you ever want to talk to someone REALLY BAD but you have nothing to say to reasonably start a conversation and you don’t actually want to do any talking you just want them to talk at you because you like them a whole fucking lot?

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe