We wear feathers on our HEADS!!

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[jaubaius]

Hummingbird mom with her babies

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[akiragatr]

[ninjakittenarmy]

I know the size of the chicks SHOULDN’T surprise me, given the size of the adults, but by God it still does.

[placeholdername69]

Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[rocktheholygrail]

[bob-belcher]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[foulserpent]

yet another nasty night out with the boys

[omghotmemes]

Perfection 100

[fallencrowkarma]

Please yall add the source. The yellow and pink suits were both handmade by thredcountt.

Yellow is @thredcountt on insta

Pink is @peachieteas on insta

White is @tricksterkarkat on insta

Black is @cinnabara on insta

Cosplay is a form of art too so please don’t repost anything without credit. Its disrespectful.

[goddessofwaifus]

Reblog this version please! It has the credits owed to the user who made them.

[modernsuperhero]

THESE ARE SICK!!! I LOVE THEM!

[mookybear12404]

ITS THE SAME PERSON

[macaroniandcheese]

oh my god

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you want a himbo and a $300 twelve foot tall home depot skeleton

[theminingengineer]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[instinctief]

oh to be sigmund freud doing seventeen lines of coke before confidently giving a lecture on something he barely knows a thing about

[instinctief]

[thelastkoalabear]

"all that matters is that they get the impression that I understand it"

Fake it til you make it. Shoot your shot. Fuck up psychology for a century. Nobody's stopping you.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Persephone, drunk crying: I don’t have enough hands!!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Have people lost their minds completely???

[mouchefska]

Imagine choosing “we should stop caring about poor people” as the hill you’re willing to die on. IN FRONT OF THE POPE.

[pulmonary-poultry]

"I had to leave the Roman Catholic Church because the Pope said I should care about other people"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reuscaptivus]

[imsopopfly]

Simple guide:

Born before 1980: You’re gen x, why are you even worrying about this. Maybe go do some gen x things like writing articles about how much us millennials suck.

Born in the 80s or early to mid 90s: millennial

Born between like 1996 and 2000: This is the no man’s land. No one knows which generation you are from. Both will welcome you as one of their own, however.

Born in the 2000s: Gen Z

Born in the 2010s: dude you’re like 5 what are you doing on this site? people say bad words on here please leave.

[happyh0ur-deactivated20200903]

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[hand-face-chan]

Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

Stay seated, not yeeted