FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
HAPPY RACOON BIRTHDAY pARTY
@dreamydorito @fluffibon @lawfullidiot
yeah!!!

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
HAPPY RACOON BIRTHDAY pARTY
@dreamydorito @fluffibon @lawfullidiot
yeah!!!
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
I see this post every February and it always fucks me up
2020 was the apocalypse
tis the season
I forgot about this
I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS
GUYS ITS TIME TO BRING THIS BACK
Ehehehehehehehe
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.
Whenever this pops up on my dash, I gotta laugh real hard cause when I originally saved this a few years ago, some dude got big mad about my comment not realizing that I saved it on like January 25th for the Christmas of next year.
You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY
this is the only day you can reblog this
Thanks, I hate it.
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets
my outlook on the world was changed permanently by the discovery that the raptors in Jurassic Park were played by actors in raptor suits
I can verify this because I like, live out here and stuff, it’s pretty weird to watch the news call it a burning warzone every day
this is how propaganda works
Ah yes, because everyone knows, absolutely no ones’ lives or property are in danger until the entire city has been reduced to rubble.
It’s literally like one block of downtown.
Few things have sustained more than a broken window or some graffiti.
Photos and videos of completely trashed buildings are including those that have been that way for years.
Stats on closures and financial losses are being confused with those related to covid-19.
The news keeps mentioning the same two or three little “family owned” businesses that got hurt in outbreaks of panic but can’t seem to come up with any more than that.
That’s because the full list of our current downtown businesses and the full list of places that have been hit consist primarily of: Starbuck’s, Rite-Aid, Target, Apple, Microsoft, Nordstrom Rack, Whole Foods, Men’s Warehouse, Payless, AT&T, Sprint, Doc Marten’s and a bunch of jewelry stores.
These businesses themselves cost hundreds of people their livelihoods or homes when they came here, which people were already angry about before any of this happened.
That said, only a couple of them have been truly targeted and ransacked, such as the Apple Store, an eyesore that destroyed a chunk of historic architecture to sell planned obsolescence to hipster tourists.
Oops, I forgot the scientology building got vandalized too. Poor babies.
https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/01/28/new-lents-businesses-were-accused-of-contributing-to-gentrification-last-week/
https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2020/07/coronavirus-closures-inflated-23-million-reported-in-downtown-portland-protest-damages.html
https://www.oregonlive.com/hg/2017/02/portland_gentrification_4_real.html
Anyway this isn’t a downtown location but just as an aside here’s a photo of a dumpy but beloved bowling alley locals really wanted to save from closure:
Here it is as of last year or so:
honestly imagine being mary shelley. its the fucking early 1800s. we’re barely out of the era when people thought women reading novels would lead to like debauchery and premarital sex. the weather is just fucking bonkers in yonkers. everybodys clothes looked like they oughta weigh two hundred pounds. everyones goth but goth isnt a thing yet so they dont even know it. your kids are dying. your husbands dead. your friends are all probably doing coke. your doctor is also both doing and maybe prescribing coke. no electricity. people are out there just staring into the void and having clandestine affairs in graveyards or some shit just because theres nothing else to do. and whats that? youve just written frankenstein. girl what the fuck even–
today is mary shelley’s birthday. honor her legacy by looking at the completely bonkers shit happening all around you and just saying well might as well fuck around and invent an entirely new literary genre
I might not have “brain cells” like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women
the first law of genderbent characters is sex appeal is neither created or destroyed! it’s so rude to use genderbent art as an excuse to make characters hot, those slobs! exist! for! a! reason!
why do this
when we could have these
(and actually while the bottom ones are better i’m still hella pissed about that button nose, HADES DOES NOT HAVE A BUTTON NOSE also give her a chin dammit)
au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
“How could you kill your HUSBAND?!” and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now
The painting, is complete :3
but what’s in the middle
another industry killed i’ll drink to that 🥂